Haven't watched raw in 2 months
 

Someone fill me in on major things that happend (for rep of course)?

I know Cena is champion now, and there's some black tag team coming, but that's it.

Has Cena joined DX or what? :o

Jeff Hardy is the Intercontinental Champion.

Nothing has happened. Cenas champ again, DX hasnt lost a match, Umaga continues to get a Goldberg-esque push, Carlito Shelton and others arent doing much, Spirit Squad is still tag champs.
Most notable things are probably Jeff winning the IC title, Orton and Edge moving towards a fued with DX, and Kane is gone.
Now that I think of it, its been a lame month.

Trish retired, Jeff is abck and IC champ, Cena is champ again, Edge/Orton have formed an alliance to take down DX, Cena is fueding with the ECW and SD! champs. Cryme time is fixing to debut.

who did hardy beat to win the IC title?

i shoudl probably just look that up, but meh, lazy :p

other than that nothing significant has happend? dayum... lack of progression

Nitro. There is a tourny for the vacant Womans championship.

Hardy beat Johnny Nitro to win the IC Title.

You haven't missed anything.

You missed/are missing the adventures of Cryme Tyme! Experiences that you should not duplicate in your hood!

Or something like that. Thats the best line.

You also missed Cade and Murdoch get a 2 week "push" against DX involving 2 or 3 squash matches (which they came out on the wrong end of) and a first class ticket back to heat from hhh and hbk.

*GONG*

Taker faced Kennedy

Wrong show, champ. But nice try.

That DX. Always giving the rub to others.