So, I smoked weed with RVD
 

Ok, I got a great story, but it dates back so stick with me...

Last year I went to the American Academy of Dramatic Arts in NYC, I graduated in may. However my dorm was actually a hotel floor rented out. The building is called the New Yorker, this is right on top of the manhattan center, or the Hammerstein Ballroom. Ok So, I didn't get One Night Stand tickets for this year so I was bummed. It was the night before the PPV, and I see RVD in my hotel, drunk as fuck. I said to him "hey man your the fuckin shit!" he was with this drunk as ugly blonde chick, I went up to him and said, "hey you wanna smoke a little weed", so he actually came to my dorm room with me and my roomate and we smoked 3 bowls and then he left. My roomate knows nothing about wrestling so I didn't really talk to him about it, i didnt wanna come off like a dorky mark. But it was really cool, he's got the ora of a movie star, he was pretty cool though. But we had some laughs and he thanked me and then left.

Pretty much the coolest night I have had in new york city since I have moved here.

Cool.

One night I had sex with Lita.

It was like throwing a wrench into a garage, but hey we had some fun.

Although the 15 garbage bags I used as protection somehow erroded by the time we were finished. :wtf:

This was obviously before the sabu incedent.

You only used 15 garbage bags and lived to tell about it?

Hardcore.

Well Matt and Edge and the 15 million other guys are still around...so I think her STD's cancel each other out.

HE'S HARDCORE! HE'S HARDCORE! HE'S HARDCORE!

Is this story true? And why did you wait for so long to tell it?

If true it be, then that is a fuckin awesome story...the best I ever did was get trash talked to by a drunk HTM. :-/

that is badass

I typed a detailed story of it the day after it happend but my cpu froze so I didn't want to write it again.

Hmm I don't know, kinda sounds like some bullshit to me.. just my opinion.

Awesome man. That's pretty cool.

You smoked weed with RVD, I've smoked weed with RVD, I don't think there's anyone out there who hasn't smoked weed with RVD.

I showed my penis to William Regal once. Son of a bitch, that William Regal. His poop is used as currency in Argentina!

Well the story does tie up, you know, with RVD liking weed and all

I dug up and walked Eddie Guerreros corpse like a dog. Ties up with Eddie Guerrero being dead and all.

Sandman pretended to be my uncle once.

Larry Bird is my daddy

Again yes, there's no logical reason for that not to be true.

My uncle also went to the same 'Special' school as Eugene

I find this hard to believe. If it was true you would've told us straight after, I don't believe your reasoning for not telling us either, Jordan X. But that's just me.

You too?

Yeah and mine ties up nicely too. Since Lita is a whore and all.

Hahaha...

Oh and I hope that ugly blonde chick RVD was with is his sister, because his wife Sonya probably wouldn't appreciate it.

Infidelity in wrestling? That's unthinkable!

Well whoever it was he had his arm around her, I don't know if he knew her.

That's fucken sweet.

Like that means fuck all.

I had a rap battle with John Cena once

Yep

Thing is, I actually did have a battle with Cena, honest.

In Seattle for Mania 19, granted all I did was quote vanillia ice, but he tore me a new one.

Nice guy