So what was the deal with Jim Cornette's tennis racket anyways?
 

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It doubled as his dildo.

*typical tpww response to follow* Cus he's a faggot.

COR-NETTE'S DIL-DO! *clap clap clap-clap-clap*

When he first started managing, he portrayed a richy rich snob, and richy rich snobs play tennis.

NOOO! We do NOT answer threads seriously! This is UNACCEPTABLE!!

wow stfu TerranRich

its probably really painful getting him by a full on tennis racket in the back

raquettt

:lol:

he uses it to spank his team. He likes bananas up his ass not tennis equipment

MAKE IT OR BREAK IT FOR SERIOUS THREADS!!!

The bananas thing is true. Honky Tonk Man told me.

Ok I know the above sentance sounds weird, but honestly, the Honky Tonk Man told me

I remember it being described as being a "loaded tennis racket". Explain <b>that one</b> to me.

It doubled up as a shotgun, Cornette used to rob people on the side to make ends meet

Ah, now it makes sense.

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That is HILABIOUS STEVE!

" They didnt even start a damn thing! "

other guy: " They thought were joking! "

lol