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Poetry Night: Rob Van Dam
<font color=goldenrod>To try and capitalize on the success of the Hardcore Holly poetry, I've decided to start another one of these, this time, the poems should be about Rob Van Dam.
I'll start... Mr. Monday Night Getting high for the five star In more ways than one</font> |
The wit to see it
The love of the halfling's leaf Clearly slowed my mind |
i love the ganja
mary jane is my buddy green is the color |
There I see that red
In your eye, makes you believe That my bud is kind |
<font color=goldenrod>RVD sets a
Chair on his opponent and VAN TERMINATOR!</font> |
I'll smoke anything
to take my mind off of how badly I'm buried |
I never get pushed
Vince hates me and I know why.. because I got high |
I was like woah! And
You were like Woah! Then I was Like woah! Sweeeet...Totally... |
I can't throw a punch
But I am a great gymnast Stick that in your pipe |
Thumb points: R...V...D...
My Frog Splash is so awesome Relax, dude...Drug test? |
Triple H hates me
Because I am a legit threat to his ego |
I'll be buried soon
Enough, but fear not, my fans Who's up for brownies? |
you got some visene?
my eyes blood vessels just popped they cant know i smoke |
And now a poem, as told by Rob Van Dam.
dude... highku... sweet... smoke more weed... Risk taking person Much better than Jeff Hardy He dyes hair when high Drug testing is lame Shocked the world when I passed it And then I wake up. |
ECW
I am the whole fuc</>kin' show Think I passed my prime Never got pushed far But there is a good reason Because I got high |
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Fly high like the Moon
Five star splash one two three done Time to go burn one |
He wrestled in London
but never in France He wrestled in Germany without any pants |
Weed. Weed Weed
Mr Monday Greed, he loves to roll up a joint or two, after every feed. They call him RVD. he used to work for WWE. He loves to smell and smoke. He get's high on fucking dope. |
Inhale, exhale...
Jump that rail! Twist the air! Dare and dash Find that stash Smash or crash |
Fuck this Haiku shit
It is all about Haku Or Meng if you will. |
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Rob Van Dam!
The-whole-F'n-show! Rob Van Dam! The-whole-F'n-show! Van Daminator Van Terminator Van Crushinator VAN-ASSASSINATOR!!! Rob Van Dam! The-whole-F'n-show! Rob Van Dam! The-whole-F'n-show! |
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and bump that thread of fine poetry. You mentioned it, though. Good job! :y: |
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