Your favorite "funny quotes" from Horror/Scary flicks
 

I only have Signs in mind right now, since I watched it just yesterday, and I'm aboot to watch it again.

The part where Gibson, Phoenix and the sherrif are sitting at the table detailing the person who was at their house the night before. And phoenix is like

- I'm pretty strong..and I'm pretty fast. And I was running as fast as I could, and this guy..he was just toying with us.

sherif - how certain are you that this was a male?

- oh I dont know any girls that can run that fast.

- I dont know, Merril, I've seen scandinavian women at the olympics, they can run like the wind. they can jump clean over me.

- okay, excluding the possibility that a female scandinavian olympian was running outside our house last night...what else might be a possibility?

I found that actually quite hilarious :|

Nightmare On Elm Street 3 after Freddy puts a girls head into a TV screen-
"You always wanted to be on TV bitch"

Or when he syas "What A Rush" later on.

Signs isn't horror

unless you're like 10