Maria
 

If you were her father would you still be bathing her?
Discuss!:naughty:

Hmm?

She's not THAT hot.

Yes she is!

I find her very attractive :drool:

On a totally unrelated note... SHU!!

I'm going to change my avatar now.

:D

You or Blitz need to give me a nice and short Shu quote for my custom title, I can't think of any.

Suppose I'll have to follow suit.

Can't really think of any good short Shu quotes tho :(

That could be difficult... I can't think of any "short" Shu quotes....

Reality check guys, you need at least one soft-drink tattoo to get anywhere near her.

She's gotten tattoos of X's over each wrist since she's been with Punk. For some reason, it seems like she really tries to cover them up in pics. I don't know if she's picked up on the Straightedge lifestyle yet tho. Anybody got pics of Maria w/ tats?

You see, I would class tattoos as 'anti-straight-edge'.

I can't tell the difference between LoDown, WWKD, and Blitz now. Your avatar all look the same. BTW, this is a creepy SuperSlim-esque thread.

indeed :'(

That's because your a moron.

No, I'm just saying they're very similar but I guess that's what's Blitz has been saying about mine and NerF's avatars.

The solution is to kill yourself, CC.

:rofl:

Ironically, I can't tell the difference between Blitz, LoDownM, and WWKD? either. I'm not even sure I posted this.

Not that it matters tbh, all 3 of us are awesome.

I would kill CM Punk to have a shot at her, and I think CM Punk could be the next great thing in wrestling.

You know she has an identical twin, right?

There's still hope for you suckers, yet.

And you are just that gay.

I want to see Maria and her identical twin together. Now.

Showers are quicker and more satisfying.

To me anyway. :shifty:

I find her attractive. So please hand in your penis at the end of the day since you don't seem to need it in that you don't like men, and you certainly have no taste in woman.

You don't know much about Straight Edge do you? Tatoos are a big part of the straight edge culture.

Said the guy with the Jeff Hardy avatar....

well this thread was a bust

My taste in women doesn't have to involve every two bit pair of breasts with legs that happen to work for the WWE. I didn't say she wasn't attractive, just not worthy of the label "OMFG SHE"S SO F_ING HOT I WNNA BANG HER RITE NOWW!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111~~~~~~~~~!" that everyone else is. That's MY opinion. Jesus, it's like you all tend to think every time I speak my mind it's like I'm trying to force gospel upon you.

How do we know it's not her twin that's bangin' Punk? SWITCHEROO!

LOL! Ok Mag, let's pull the Kano stick out of the pooper real quick. You're spazzing over nothing. And quite frankly, you don't do enough things worthwhile to warrent that much attention to begin with conspiracies that we all gang up on you. So calm down, realise that Maria is hot, or as mentioned before, hand in the dick.:wave:

:( @ you believing I don't do anything worthwhile

For God's sake, I.....what have I done in the past 5 years?

If i was lucky enough to be her father, id still be having sex with her.

Let's see the list of accomplishments of mine in the last five years:

-TPWW U.S. Champion
-Master of the *cheap post*
-pissed off Triple H with a sign
-former member of the Caption Crew
-Master of the Hogan Put-Down
-<s>Kane Knight's prime bitch</s> :shifty:
-Got the most votes for Comeback of the Year 2006

Not TERRIBLE or anything. :meh:

Not trying to go from raining to all out thunderstorm on your parade...

1) Any "title" won on an internet forum is faker than a title won in a pro wrestling promotion.

2) What the hell is a cheap post? Spam? A post where you randomly mention a city for no apparent reason? I'm confused, and thus your mastery is not all that wow-ing.

3) Anything you may or may have not done with Triple H is kind of pointless in regards to your worth as a poster.

4) Caption Crew...that's like...something to do with Jabba's Nazi fed right?

5) I don't remember a single Hogan put down of yours. And trust me, for as much as I hate Hogan, I would remember if someone had taken home the title of "master" in that relm.

6) KK's bitch...yeah who hasn't been?

7) The comeback votes is the only accomplishment you have in that list, and while I find you to be pleasent and I appreciate the fact your back (though I don't seem to remember you leaving) it's not as though your even on the level of noteworthyness of a legend or Pepsi Man.

Of course this is just one random fag's opinion. Like I said, your good, you never have annoyed me before and you add to conversation, but you don't leave any kind of lasting impression on me, and therefore, the idea that you are singled out as someone who is targeted for thinking differently than others seem rediculous to me.

And your point is?