So Trish is doing a reality show where I live.
 

Yeah, she's doing a CBS reality show where she is training to become a Muncie Reserved Police Officer. Her cast mates include the following A-Listers...

Jack Osbourne
LaToya Jackson
Wee Man
Eric Estrada

Funny note, Jesse Ventura was scheduled to be apart of this but backed out at the last minute.

I would try to commit a petty crime in hopes to draw Trish to come near me, but I'd just get LaToya Jackson or some shit.

Estrada would smack the sh*t out of Osbourne.