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Know what I don't understand?
I don't get that at the end of Raw last Monday, Edge and Orton beat the Hardy's. Then they RKO them after the match, Edge gives his DDT and they start posing. JR is going crazy saying "How dare they do this? They are disgusting human beings. They should be ashamed of themselves." Yet, DX beats down the Spirit Squad, puts them all in some sort of box and ships it to OVW to arrive at Christmas time, and JR and the King just laugh at it. What gives?
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Because DX is <s> retarded </s> Funny :shifty:
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Because the Spirit Squad are cheerleaders and no one likes male cheerleaders.
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DX are faces, Rated RKO are heels. Anything the faces do is automatically the best and funniest thing ever. Anything the heels do are despicable and horrible.
I also got a little ticked when JR and King failed to mention how RRKO had a POINT to beating down Flair and showing him all battered and bloody. They wanted to show the fans that DX didn't care about Flair as a friend, they only cared about themselves. Instead, JR and King focused on the act itself being despicable and horrible. I don't know. They always do that, but this time I noticed it and it ticked me off. |
Orton and Edge did NOT beat the Hardy Boyz, though. They retained the title against them, but they didn't beat them. The Spirit Squad have made plenty of people miserable over the course of the past year, King included.
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I liked it when JR, with the camera on him, said that DX were dispicable for doing such an attack on Flair. Then King having to correct him.
I can only imagine the heads in hands backstage. |
That JR is always on the ball.
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LMAO I noticed that too. And JR didn't even react to King's correction. Or maybe that's his disease that prevents him from reacting.
Either way, it ROFLed my feathers. |
Classic evidence which I tend to bring up every now and then...
So during the 2003, the whole Test, Steiner, Kiebler thing. Test accidently hits Stacy/bosses her around and JR is all "Disgusting human being blah blah blah". But then at Badd Blood 2003 (I think), for no reason at all Austin gives Mae Young a Stunner, and what happens? "Stunner! Bah Gawd Stunner!" Nice. :y: |
JR was actually just spoiling things.
You see, it'll turn out that DX did attack Flair. They will then team up with Team RKO to form the New Degenerate World Orton. This will lead to the real NWO coming back to feud with them at No Way Out. Hulk Hogan will then defeat Edge and Orton and Michaels in a three on one handicap match when he gives all three the leg drop at the same time and pins them simultaneously. At that point, HHH drops the Undertaker from the rafters, on top of Hulk, breaking his spine. HHH has the ref rings the bell, and he pins Taker and Hogan at the same time, thus becoming Undisputed Champ, since he had beaten Cena earlier in the night and Taker had become World Heavyweight Champ against Batista 25 minutes ago. Meanwhile, JR suffers an epileptic seizure and goes silent for the last hour of the PPV, which is deemed the best hour of WWE programming since 1999. |
JR messes up loads, he said it was Lashley's first Survivor Series. Who was on team Smackdown last year????
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The New World Orton. :rofl: It'd be just him, asking people to join his stable, when nobody wants to and nobody does. :p
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Lol, that'd be awesome.
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JBL :y: King and JR :n: |
It's easy to look too deep into wrestling, but are we discussing anything here that wasn't already established in like 1995?
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Well, there is the whole "JBL's a good commentator and JR sucks and can't call a match," but....
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I tuned in for the last bit of RAW and noticed that Jim Ross STILL can't decipher which Hardy boy is which. LOL
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Yeah, it really pisses me off. Michael Cole is guilty of this as well. Mainly when Chavo does something. JBL tries to trip him up, though, so it's all good.
If Jerry Lawler wants me to like him, again, he needs to adopt more of a heel persona. OK, we get it, he and JR are friends after all these years, it doesn't change the fact that Lawler is a former World Champion, knows what it takes to get to the top, and get empathise with heel wrestling characters. What he says is "smart", Jim Ross can call "cowardly". Instead of just hopping on the dick of every face character, Lawler should point out they're not as funny as he is, and they need to stop wasting time, etc. That would be sweet, as face Lawler is pure shit. |
JR sounding like an idiot on commentary? You lie.
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People tune in to Raw?
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By the way, what do people think of this new "Stone Cold" character?
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JR: What DX did was despicable! Attacking Flair like that, leaving him bloody and battered! Fan: WHAT YOU SAY? King: Yeah, but I think you mean Rated RKO, JR! Fan: Oh, right, JR's retarded, forgot about that. |
Yeah, honestly. Anyone who knows who DX is probably already knows JR fucks up every other word, and would probably not be too shocked for that half a second. And anyone who doesn't know who DX is or JR's tendency to screw up probably wasn't that concerned.
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