Kurt Angle wants Chris Sabin to become "Pigpen" from The Peanuts
 

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Kurt should die in the ring

:wtf:

Jabba?

I read that on NoDQ this morning and almost flew to Florida and slapped Kurt Angle in the face

WTF KINDA DRUGS ARE KURT ANGLE ON?! :wtf:

Angle should've just called him Bastion Booger Jr.

And where can I get some?

Allow me to make a graphic involving this topic...

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/v2/wi/img/pic/angle.jpg + http://www.ipmc.cnrs.fr/%7eduprat/ne...ges/brain2.jpg + http://www.gerweck.net/chrissabin.jpg =

***Becareful when hotlinking chief.***

http://www.daveblackonline.com/meet_pig_pen_big.gif
HAIL SABIN!


Where's Skippord when you need him?

And please for the love of god remove the gay porn, wait a sec, why do you have gay porn?

i don't know if that is better or worse then russo's writing.

What are you talking about?

You know, the gay porn pics, please man!

I'VE GOT IT! Angle = Russo!

Did I catch that in time or what? LOL @ going to Florida to slap him in the face. SRSLY

I'm pretty sure he hotlinked the image and it was switched up.

I took it out.

Angle's not Russo.

He's just still under contract with Vince to inject a lethal dose of poison into TNA...

Ahhh that makes more sense, less gay porn = ratings

Its been done:

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...ikeshaw/05.jpg

Next, Angle suggests Christopher Daniels wear a pair of wings while he wrestles to keep him for in-character as "The Fallen Angel".

And one by one, Angle runs any talent TNA has to offer and drives it into the ground single-handedly.

OMG. I can't believe anybody would actually suggest that with a serious face. I bet Russo jumped out of his chair with excitement when he heard this idea.

I really think Angle was joking. Either that or he just dislikes Sabin.

It'd be pretty sweet if they turned this into a feud. Have Angle suggest funny gimmicks for Sabin in backstage skits, and have Chris eventually snap, and challenge Angle to a match. Or have Christopher S. join Angle as his apprentice.

Why Kurt Why???

Kurt should do a Charlie Brown gimmick. He's got the head for it.

Skippord should go to Sabin's MySpace and make references to this.

Jeff Jarrett could be Linus.

Linus is always attached to his blanket.

Jeff Jarrett is always attached to the NWA Title.

He's certainly got the whiny bitch thing down.

That would actually prove my theory that Kurt is just a mole in TNA along with Earl Hebner that way when Kurt ever faces Jarrett for the NWA Title and has the ankle lock on the champ, McMahon can jump the security barrier with his infamous "RING THE BELL! RING THE *@&#ING BELL!" Chants of "YOU SCREWED JEFF!" would ring all over the wrestling community...if they gave a sh*t about Jarrett.

While we're suggesting characters for some of the wrestlers, any chance of Gail Kim and Christy as Marcy and Peppermint Patty? :naughty:

On the one hand, Angle would never do it, because he'd have to play the fool and get the football "yoinked" away from him.

On the other, it'd be funny to hear people chant "Peanuts" instead of "You Suck!"

PEA-NUTS!
PEA-NUTS!
PEA-NUTS!

Given the shape of his head people might accidentally hear it as "PE-NIS! PE-NIS! PE-NIS!" so it's a gamble.

The TNA writers aren't much better mind you

TNA Title line

Person
Jarret
Person
Jarret
Person
Jarret
Person
Jarret

Gods...Kurt has just gone off the deep-end.

Am I the only one anxiously awaiting the start of the next Daniels/Styles feud? Daniels holds a football for AJ to kick, and right before he gets there, Daniels pulls the football out of the way!

AJ: ARRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!
Tenay: ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE! THIS IS THE SORT OF REVOLUTIONARY ACTION YOU'LL ONLY SEE HERE IN TNA!

LOL, way to go Kurt. He just told this guy that he's a fucking pig. I love the manner in which he did it. KURT LIVES!

I kinda hope Kurt gets cancer rn

brtl