I got your Wrestlemania 23 main event right huuuurrrr
 

JAred will win. That "mayo" they use will kill anyone.

Cena will merely tantalize Fogel with hamburgers, ice cream, and fried chicken and then pop him with the F-U while he's distracted. No contest.

Did I just step into a Family Guy episode?

Ah, another American pop culture reference I don't understand.

"I used to be fat, but thanks to Subway, I became WWE Champion." :)

That's all well and good but what's Fogel gonna say?

The guy on the right is Jared Fogel. A normal everyday guy who used to be quite overweight a bunch of years back. He began a diet that was supplemented by Subway, a restaurant specializing in deli-style submarine sandwiches. Now he's all thin and healthy and everything and is sort of their spokesperson. He and Cena are going to be in a commercial soon.

Yeh, we have Subway here too. I worked in one during my first year at University.

Thanks anyway MAG. Now not only do I understand this, but the Aides episode of South Park. :D

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/jo...s2/subway1.jpg

Cena: Your subs are so expensive, I can't afford anymore bling to wear around my neck. Remember that big spinning chain I had? Yeah I had to sell it just to afford a 12-inch Italian BMT!

Fogle: Your wrestling makes my eyes hurt. I was so depressed after seeing a match between you and Chris Masters, I almost ate a Triple Whopper!

Cena: Woah...that's harsh, man.

:lol:

:( @ Cena hating

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/jo...s2/subway1.jpg

Cena: "Hey there Joey Styles"
Jared: "Dude, I'm not Joey Styles. My name is Jared"
Cena: "Yo, do that oh my god thing"
Jared: "Do you even watch your programs?"
Cena: "OHHHH MYYY GAAAAWWWDDD YOOO!"

BTW, I think Fogle really did eat about 40 Triple Whoppers. Another week of Whoppers and Mr. Fogle's gonna have to borrow some of Viscera's clothes.

"The World's Largest Sub-Machine, Fogle"

I like Subway subs. Not as good as Quiznos, but their not bad.

DAMMIT, KOOS. Don't make me rep you!

That's it, you made me rep you! I hope you're happy! :mad:

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THE TWIN TOWERS

You must spread some Reputation blah blah blah

Wow I forgot Jared is from Indiana.

Now we are famous for...

Larry Bird
A retard wrestler
Two pro teams that choke in the playoffs
And the guy from Subway

Holy shit! John Cena and Jared Fogel are from the same state? No wonder he got chosen to do the ad over Chris Masters. People could buy Masters losing weight.

I don't think Jared is cleared to be a wrestler. The dude has AIDes.

Uh, Cena's from Massachussets.

I think it was a "Cena's retarded" joke.

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/jo...s2/subway1.jpg

Fogel - Do you know what my watch is saying?

Cena - The Champ is here?

Fogel - No, the pizza is here. And you won't see it John.

Cena - Have some of Deez Nuts

Fogel - You disgust me more than I disgusted myself

I still wouldn't have gotten it.