WWE replies to ECW criticism
 

http://www.prowrestling.com/article/news/2833

haha, I guess at least they're acknowledging it at all...

We are sorry to hear that you didn't enjoy the pay-per-view. WWE strives to deliver the most exciting action and storylines 52 weeks a year.

BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

Dear WWE Writing Team,

What the fuck are you guys doing? You are spewing out horrible gimmicks and matches every fucking week, and your PPVs are getting worse and worse!

Signed,
A dedicated, concerned and angry fan.



Hey,
We just wanted to thank you for being concerned. Thanks for being a fan and for your e-mail.

The WWE Writing Team

Also there was this:

I understand childhood memories, especially some of the worst ones, come back to you once in a while, but to use a random one like this for a wrestler's gimmick? Hmm...:?:

Dean Douglas > Striker

If that Matt Striker thing is true, then what, pray tell, was the inspiration for the Boogeyman? :p

I guess Vince always wanted to be black, hence John Cena.

When he was six, he met a kid who ate worms and had the chicken pox on the playground.

They thank you but they won't do sh*t about it.

Whoa, I have to take back what I said a few weeks ago, sorry about whoever it was I burned for writing a letter.

That was me. I've already forgiven you.

BTW, they sent me a response too. It's copied and pasted below:


I've decided to waive that advice, and opt to remain a bitch.

I bet HHH was the one who sent that to you.

Not even, you can tell since the letter doesn't start "Thank youahhhhhhhh, for your emailahhhhhhhhhhh"

LMAO!!!! I've GOTTEN some of those!!! They usually segue into a body that rambles about the same point over and over again and then for some reason Motorhead plays when I reach the end of the letter.

That shows you how fucked the WWE's priorities are - they would rather sit there and reply to fucking E-mails than get of their collective ass and slap the creative team up.

If the wwe was my company and it was receiving mail like that I'd march down to the creative team , make them sign a waiver then FUCK THEM UP LEGIT WITH A BASEBALL BAT

Dear ECW viewer.

Fuck you. Our programming is awesome; you are merely too stupid to understand it.

Thank you, WWE creative.

wtf about the matt skryker shit.

His gimmick is based off the fact that he was an actual teacher who got fired for wrestling on the side.

Correct, but they are clearly referring to the character/personality, not the base gimmick.

Lets send them a million e-mails!!! Then they will have to have their whole staff answar emails and then there won't be anyone to write terrible storylines :p

Shut up Xero Limit. Really.

the only point here is that WWE is responding to its fans.

We all know ECW is beginning to suck very badly.

just shut up.

There'll still be the monkeys.

Beginning?

And really, the WWE has done this for years, it's nothing new.

I sent one the night after D2D, yet to get a reply :(

Dear Dave Youell,

We are sorry to hear you didn't enjoy the D2D ECW PPV, WWE strives to piss off fans like you 52 weeks a year. We don't give a shit what you have to say, we are still going to continue to piss you off and show how stupid you are for watching our programming.

Your email has been forwarded to junk e-mail. Please continue to provide WWE feedback, as it is funny to see how many fans we can piss off. It's obvious from your email that you still have passion for ECW and WWE and the stupidity to keep watching it, and for that, we sincerely thank you.

WWE creative.

No offence to you Dave, i'm just trying to understand their mindset.

Please tell me you didn't take that seriously. The parody aside, the concept that WWE responding to its fans is a positive thing is a total farce.

I sent them an email, too.

Dear Mr. or Mrs. Person Who Reads These:

I know nothing will change and I know you probably never talk to any of the writers or the McMahons. However, I just wanted to say that the writers you guys have, hold absolutely no real creative mindsets for the business. You would be better off hiring some monkeys from a zoo to write the shows.

Thank you,

Ed

Here was their reply:

Thank you for being a dedicated WWE fan. I apology for the bad writing and trust me we already tried hiring some monkeys, but they refused to work for us.

Hell, the people who write porn scripts refused to join WWE creative.

Monkeys don't have the required stupidity you need to become a WWE writer these days anyway.

Oh, and by the way, Matt Stryker and Matt Striker are two different people. Striker works for WWE, Stryker has a unibrow and works the indy circuits.