BREAKING NEWS: Linda McMahon Pregnant Again
 

<font size=4 face=verdana color=red>BREAKING NEWS: Linda McMahon Pregnant Again</b></font>

<b>By <a href="mailto:wnwryan@yahoo.com">Ryan Gray</b></a>

<i><b>source: PWInsider</b></i><br><br>Sources within WWE can now confirm that Linda McMahon, the matriarch of the McMahon family and CFO of World Wrestling Entertainment, is pregnant. This would seem to indicate that the decision to remove Vince McMahon from Raw wasn't made from merely a business standpoint.

Already a grandmother at 58 years old (her recent grandchild being Aurora Rose, sired by Raw Superstar Triple H) and a mother of two, many within the company are questioning the decision made between Vince and Linda to go forth with another addition to the family. With many jobs already being threatened by Aurora Rose (she is expected to begin training to take over ECW booking duties) this has caused quite a stir. Sources can point to Vince McMahon's discussion of his semen on TV and Stephanie and Shane also bringing in new life into the world as reasons for Linda to want to give motherhood another try.

Details are scarce as it is but one thing that is unknown above anything else is whether or not Vince was in fact the 'genetic jackhammer' he has claimed to be. Stay tuned for more information on this shocking development.<br><br><b><a href=http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/track/track.cgi?ryan><font color=red>Will the baby **SWAGGER** like it's father or be **BORING** on the MIC?!?!? DETAILS (>>)</font></b></a><br>

wow, i wasn't amused in the least.

I stopped reading at "PWInsider" and checked. Nope.

You're no Jabba, I'll say that.

Not trying to be. :p

I'm pretty sure McMahon has used up all his grapefruit juice.

Will the baby swagger lol, funny.

its triple H's kid - they are setting up an angle that will play out in 18 years time.

Linda's womb is probably filled with dead spiders :nono:

lol @ http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/track/track.cgi?ryan

I laughed.

Anyone who belives Linda's old sagging fanny is still getting a good seeing too needs a fucking reality check.

its full of spiders and vince is an aracnophobic

So you're saying there's zero chance of Vince coming home drunk and coming into the wrong room?

Vince couldn't even get it up for Linda with a mouth full of blue pills.

I'd bet Vince has a large cock just by how cocky (no pun intended jackasses) and confident he is.


Or small man syndrome.

Vince has roided as much as the men who work for him. Trust me, he's got a teeny weeny.

That explains why he seems to overcompensate with his ass. :-\

The One has seen it before

I knew it was false when I saw that HHH's kid was expected to take over ECW booking duties.

Though to tell the truth...who'd notice?

M-A-G, I am only going to say this once...

A Fake New Report, Does Not A Jabba Make.

This has been the longest pregnancy ever.

They are going to put on another pregnancy storyline, aren't they?

Well Snitsky's free isn't he?

Vince is Abraham, and Linda is Sarah. LOL

Yeah, stop trying to be like Jabba

There is only one Jabba