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I'm sorry but Dykstra?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm laughing like Mr Burns when he hit the guy in the bumper car.

Can you GET a worse surname? Dykstra? Sounds like some sort of lesbian She-Ra.

I was wondering why they didn't go with Doane.... And then JR mentioned that the referee was Jack Doane, and it made perfect sense.

Fucking retarded WWE logic.

Over the weekend, some WWE writer was in the attic getting his Christmas decorations out and he dropped the box filled with old baseball cards. Here is the one that stood out:
http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/dykstra0424.jpg

Replace the 'L' with a 'K' and there you have a name without any creative thought needed! :y:

I thought that was Shannon Moore's real name.

Doane >>> Dykstra

But I'm sure that he'll survive. It won't be hard to remember, that's for sure.

The Dude

Can you smell a Dyke chant anytime soon?

WWE fans aren't smart enough to figure that out. ;)

I hope that Edge and Randy Orton refuse to let Kenny into Rated-RKO unless he changes his last name. It'd make sense to get him back to good old "Ken Doane".

Kenny Dykstra sounds like some fat, hairy 80's WWF Challenge jobber.

When I heard that name announced lat night, I seriously cringed...BIG TIME.

And I really don't react like that very often.

Drop the "ny" and it's not so bad.

Ken Dykstra. Has a certain ring to it.

And JR and King constantly reminding us of his last name doesn't help either :o

Kenny the Intern

Randy: "Your last name sucks Kenny."

Edge: "Yeah, you could say we don't exactly 'kendoane' the last name 'Dykstra'."

Kenny: "Ok, I'll change it. Just let me in guys!"

Edge: "Too late, last names are for loser's. Hell, retarded Eugene is even smart enough not to use his."

Randy: "Yeah, LOSERS!"

Edge: "You said it Orton. Now let's leave this Dorkstar before his dorkness rubs off on us."

(Randy shoves Kenny down, then walks away but stops...looking pissed off and confused.)

Randy: "HEY WAIT A MINUTE EDGE!!!!!! Eugene has a last name?"

<font color=goldenrod>I love the name Kenny Dykstra, personally</font>

When did he leave the squad?

When DX shipped them to OVW.

Kenny Dickstrap

I cringed too when I heard the name.

Seriously, WTF is wrong with Doane?

Ken Boane. See, DX still could've ahd their dick jokes. :(

...I swear, you get dumber every time I see you post.

Ken Doane doesn't roll off the tongue quite like Kenny Dykstra. Sometimes it's more than just seeing a baseball card and avoiding a referee's last name...although that's why Helms is Gregory and not Shane... :roll:

derrrr what kaner knight? just because i dont have the exact same opinion as you i'm getting derrrr dumber?



kenny dykstrap for lyfe!!!!!!

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/tou.../29062/3868042

LOL.

in the end it doesn't really matter

you'll all get used to it soon enough

but yeah, I wish people used more gimmicky names. His name is way too generic. This is wrestling, not UFC

It's not about disagreeing with me. It's about pure levels of unadulterated stupid. From 9-11 conspiracies to "TNA will win because of its hungry wrestlers!" To "Maybe if we dress up the bad name, it'll sound better...."

Good thing that wasn't happening...

Dodging bullets here like like 2 Ton Woman running towards a shooting range.

But enough about Cena's fan.

"Bad name" = opinion = nobody is right or wrong...or stupid

I personally think it's an okay name. Better than his real name, but not as good as other last names. It's okay.

Kenny Dyson, Ken Darwin, and Kenneth Dell are all better choices. ;)

I remember JR calling him "Ken Doane" and the immediately correcting himself with "Kenny" a while back.

I don't know why I remember that, but I do...

Silly J.R. and his constant fuck-ups. Chocolate turnbuckles, anyone?

That's not a fuck-up, it's a SLOBBERKNOCKER!

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I can't Ken-Doane JR's constant fucking up.

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I guess it was Ken himself who was up in the attic. :yes:

The joke is, they could have made a gimmick out of Ken-Doane. T-Shirts would have sold by the bucket loads.

Unfortunately, now his surname could be related to Always Ultra (with new Dykstra wings).

So if his idol had been Shaggy, then he would have called himself Kenny Shaggy, or Kenny Boombastic.

He deserves to be buried.