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He's coming to Double Double E! (RAW Spoilers)
Yeah, so what's everyone's thoughts on Oleg (the wrestler that Jerry Jarrett brought in) coming in with an MMA gimmick to Double Double E? Last I heard he was still really green (so not out of the norm of new WWE wrestlers) so I'm waiting to see how he does. The gimmick will probably bomb anyway and he'll wind up going to the stereotyped "I LOVE RUSSIA! I KILL ALL IN DOUBLE DOUBLE E!" gimmick.
So yeah, good, bad, Double Double E? |
I swear, it's like they're parodying their own stuff. What with The great AHAGAGAGAGA KLAHI!
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"LOOK AT MY CRAAAAAAAAZZZZY PASSPORT!"
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lol that segment was hilarious
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Leading candidate for "WTF moment of 2006" :wtf:
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They should just call him Ivan Drago and be done with it.
Actually if Ivan Drago did come into double double E, I would mark out like a bitch. |
Obviously the first promo he cuts.....to Cena.....before his title match
"I Will Crush You" |
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In Soviet Russia, Cena jobs to you!
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AHHH! Motherland!
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Yeah, too unrealistic.
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DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Saw him on Smackdown!again tonight. I only understood the first half of what he was saying. DOUBLE DOUBLE E!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oleg_Prudius |
An MMA gimmick? Shouldn't Undertaker be upset at this?
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Yeah and never mind that they've got Terkey already doing this schtick.
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MMMMM Turkey.
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I hear he's awful in the ring but I don't know since I've never seen him wrestle.
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Why did Jerry Jarrett bring him to the double double E anyway? Why not TNA?
On second thought, i think i know why. Feed Vince the shit giants and he'll release the decent wrestlers. |
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I mean he hasn't really feuded with a Russian and with Rocky Balboa out... HULK HOGAN vs. OLEG |
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Come to think of it, why is Flair in WWE? Wouldn't he be better suited in TNA, what with all the retirement homes down there?
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WCW version 2.
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TNA--Where talent comes to die.
Dying Soon: Kevin Nash Kurt Angle Christian Cage (He hasn't mentioned it, but he has cancer). |
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I hardly consider "MMA" a gimmick. Then again, the only time I even considered nationality a 'gimmick' was when Al Snow was IC champ. In my book, your style and nationality are simply part of your character. And, since the guy can't talk and will stand out from the crowd as a foreigner anyway, I really don't think he needs a gimmick. At least, not to start.
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Nah, a nationality is a gimmick when guys play a Japanese, or a Russian or a German when they are not. (Yokozuna, Nikolai Volkoff, Nikita Koloff, Mr Fuji, the Von Erichs etc etc.)
They use these "national identities" to establish themselves in the stereotypical image of these nations; the worst offender is usually the sneaky, salt-throwing Japanese back stabbing wrestler, who invariably comes out to the Orient Express' old theme and is known for "Pearl Harbour jobs" on his fellow wrestlers. |
Yeah, that's a storyline angle, not a gimmick. But, hell, in my first days here I got a shitstorm for mentioning that HBK doesn't have a gimmicl, so I'll stop before history repeats itself.
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THey couldn't have given him a more stereotypical name. It's like having an American wrestle in Japan with the name Steve Jones or Mike Smith.
I have no opinions on this guy because he will get a big push instantly, stink it up, eventually become a comedy character, then hopefully get released. |
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No, Akio Kaientai Hayabusa
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They should have called him Nervous Ferret for a gimmick like name.
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I'd love to hear a smarkcrowd screaming "STFU NERVOUSE FAGGOT"
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Name him Oleg Zai Chan-- and give him a Chinese manager, named something like "Uncle Tso" ('The General' as a nickname). Uncle Tso adopted him as a teenager when his father died; see, poor Oleg had no other family, and his dad met Mr. Tso in the army...or something. Anyway, Uncle Tso promised to raise his friend's son as his own. Being a Ruski raised in China, tho, you gotta be tough, so Uncle tso trained him to fight...thus, Oleg Zai Chan, The Great Red Terror. Oh, and his finish is an airlift/power thrust STO called "The Misfortune Cookie". I swear to God, itwould not only work, but I even made it dumb enough for them to consider. |
Afterlife....you are now truly a member of TPWW.
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"I love Double Double E!" :lol:
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Kane Knight's first two posts in this thread were pretty good. The first one made me chuckle.
I've always wanted to see a character like that, Afterlife. Well, kind of, but I wanted to see a caucasian guy dress up as either a samurai or a ninja (Hell, have him take on characteristics of both). Have him use smoke pellets to disappear (in really obvious ways), but outside of matches, he uses his sword to intimidate foes. I just want to hear a guy yell out "NINJA MODE!" during a wrestling match. If he fails to win a match, have him end his life in the middle of the ring. Call him "Ray Hayabusa", or something. |
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