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Extreme Caption Wrestling(Updated PPV Card Posted On Pg.4) CanadianCrippla SUX DICK
I'm gonna be Hulk Hogan
The One will be Kevin Nash And since this is ECW, you can be any WWE superstar you want Sign up!! |
This is where it all began:
Diesel Mac's ECW Battle Royal HISTORY IN THE MAKING! http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.ph...75#post1541675 |
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Hulk Hogan: AS THE NEXT ECW CHAMPION, I AM DECLARING MYSELF THE SAVIOR OF ECW, BROTHER http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/3962/13ur1.jpg Heyman: Well, suicide is on the menu tonight Brock Lesnar: Can I still keep the shirt? |
If Diesel Mac can drink a little more, he could be our Scott Hall...
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OH SHIT! PUT THE KIDS TO SLEEP!
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Nash: Uh, Hoggy...I don't know if you realise this or not, but uh, because I am so awesome, the entire arena has cleared out. I mean it, not a single fan is left. And it's all because they didn't want to see me so THIS TO YOU... http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...vinnash/23.jpg Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! Nash just did the classic Empty Arena Nobody Gives A Fuck Taunt! http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...lkhogan/82.jpg *Hogan is weakened by the lack of people caring about him, so much so that he has to lean against the ropes for balence...* http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...s/n/nwo/33.jpg Mean Gene: Now tell me, why are you continuing to to this long after people have stopped paying attention? Nash: Hall needs beer money, and I am an attention starved whore. :y: |
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*Hogan tries to regroup his thoughts and tries to pick up his shattered ego* http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/6039/87lk1.jpg Hogan: Yo Kev. Remember the time you tore your quad at Burger King? Who clotheslined the manager for those slippery greasy floors? ME! http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...vinnash/40.jpg Nash: Yeah, who pokes you with the needle in the ass everytime you need your 'vitamins'? THAT'S RIGHT! ME! http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...lkhogan/82.jpg http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/6039/87lk1.jpg Hogan: Remember the time you tore your quad when you were sleeping? http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...vinnash/40.jpg Nash: SHUT UP! AT THE NEXT PPV...ECW ONE NIGHT STAND 3, I'll show you who the real ECW savior is! That's right! YOURS TRULY, BABY! Let's go Brooke (blonde girl in the red shirt). Show me where your old man's couch is http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2892/07vf5.jpg OH NOES YOU DIDN'T!!!! |
So I could even be...CORPSE SGT. SLAUGHTER!!!
Anywho Bags me X-Pac...and the heat that goes with the Walt-Man!!! |
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Nash: Look Hogan, I got people to back me. I mean once I tear my quad half way through the match, Scott Hall is gonna start throwing beer cans at you...and then after that...Sean Waltman is going to have sex with Chyna! Now I know what you're thinking, why does that matter at all? Well I'll tell you... http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...s/n/nwo/64.jpg Nash: Cause when one of us picks up some funky new version of an STD, we ALL get it. And since I'm already gonna tear my quad, maybe even twice, I figured I might as well make this EXTREME and blade myseld. Then I am gonna bleed into your eye! And before you know it, it will be like we all had sex with Chyna, who fucked Hunter, who fucked Michaels, who fucked McMahon, who fucked Linda, who fucked...well nothing cause her fucking anything is fucking nasty! http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...s/n/nwo/68.jpg Nash: The point is! We roll as a crew, and once we get done gang bangin your daughter, WHATCHA GONNA DO...when I fake injury so I won't have to lay down for you??? |
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Hogan: Yo Rob, wake up. http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/3553/54oc8.jpg RVD: zzzzzzzzzzz4:20zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZ http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/962/08ed0.jpg Hogan: Hey just wanted to tell you that I'm the new savior of ECW, and when I beat Nash at ONS III, I'll make sure to represent ECW http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/9449/48we8.jpg *RVD wakes up from his high* RVD: Over the past 5 years, i've pretty much lost all connection with happiness. It used to be that there were little things that perked me up and made me in a good mood. Things like Christmas trees. I put a new Chirstmas tree up in my apartment. I used to get so happy inside by looking at them. Now all i can think about is how long it will take me to tear it down after Christmas. Long drives while smoking the stickiest of the icky made me happy all the time. Now i just want to stay home and sit on my couch. Jerking off has become more like a job then it has a pleasurable experience. Before i talk myself into spanking it, I usually talk myself out of it by thinking about all the work i do for a split second of happiness. I've thought about getting a dog, but i dont wanna have to walk it all the time . I also dont want to clean up poop. Smelling dog poop sends me into a Hulk like rage. Its weird. I hate dog poop. Probably ate some when i was a kid or something. I dont want to spend time with my family on the holidays. I feel as if my time could be better spent and by better spent i mean, sitting on the couch and being high. I dont want a girlfriend. 2 years ago when i thought about having a girlfriend, I had a very optimistic approach. I was pretty excited about the thought and really enjoyed the dating aspect. Now, I dont want anything to do with a girlfriend. I honestly, at this moment, couldnt talk myself into wanting to have sex. I have no sex drive and even if a fairly decent girl is wanting to reverse cowgirl my cock , i'd probably find a reason to talk myself out of it. This place used to make me happy. Actually still does, but its also made me pretty self absorbed. I dont really care about other topics on the board. I dont read 70% of the topics here and honestly, when i see people talking about " That thread " or " That person said this ". I could care less. Unless anything has anything to do with my posting personality on this board, i dont pay attention. The only thing thats made me happy here, is by verbally assaulting anyone i can. I used to do this to make people laugh and be accepted by the popular folk, but now i just do it cause i dont really want to be friends with anyone here. I do it for that 10% chance that i might actually laugh my ass off to myself. I could care less what anyone thinks about me. Or if i hurt someones feelings. I'm trying to make me happy. And lately the only way i've been able to do that, is by coming here and calling people names and coming up with a zinger or two. I probably could have been friends with alot of you and do the whole " talk on MSN and AIM about really cools stuff pertaining to TPWW and calling those people by there real names like Michael Stima " thing, but thats so boring. That doesnt make me happy. These internet forums are set up to be a friends area where everyone chats and discusses opinions, but i think thats bull shit. I can do that in real life with no problem. Thats the stuff i dont want to do. I used to enjoy myself alot more when i could come on here and insult someone and not face any repercussions. Now i think about that and look back on some of my past posts. I'm proud of nothing. Not that i should be, but i dont even laugh at some of the insane shit i've said. Some things i've said have been soley to get attention. Cause i cant tolerate getting attention the right way ( being friends and junk ). That is slow and irratating. I suck basically. I have a shitty job i dont like, 2 addictions, a dream and no major responsibility. All of this works together to totally fuck my life every year. I dont have enough balls to quit my shitty job because my dream is a financial risk. Even if i did pull the trigger on the dream, i have 2 addictions that will basically do me in. I sleep all week long sometimes. Literally waking up for 4-5 hours and going back to sleep for 9-12 hours over and over again. I have no motivation. Even when i dont want to sleep, I still go to sleep. I'm about to be 25 years old and i've accomplished nothing. I dont even have anything to fall back on or strive towards. And if i did, in the mood i've been in for the past 2 years, I'd find away to fuck that up big time. I've lost the game of life so far and it sucks really bad, by i have no motivation to change things right now. http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/962/08ed0.jpg Hogan: Whatever works for you, man |
Best. Naitch Placement. Ever.
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I suggested to Funky Fly to join as Lashley. Hopefully he takes the bait
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And by the way Rob...I'm so hardcore I wear pink on my suits! Vinny Vegas 4 Lyfe!
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Naitch Hogan
Tovo Nash Diesel Hall Im-Pac-Able The ECWpWo! 4 lyfe suckaaaas! |
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Tazz: Jim Ross? Where's Styles? JR: Yeah, Styles is gone. I'm the new ECW play by play announcer http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/869/07mb5.jpg *Tazz is CHOKED* http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/4074/tazzjryw2.jpg JR: If you keep pouting like that, we're gonna have to replace you with The King |
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Look Hogan! I don't know about you, but I have no clue what the fuck Gulak even posted! http://www.spcomplete.com/images/wre.../kevinnash.jpg 4 LYFE! |
Gulak's post was hilarious. Totally random
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I can't believe Im-Pac-Able posted a tripod pic! I am totally destroyed emotionally! Waaaaaaa! |
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Look Hogan, this is the last time you will ever see me on my back! |
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Hogan Naitch: When I hit the Hammerstein Ballroom, 2000 ECW FAITHFUL will chant my name http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/2397/36sq5.jpg ToVo Nash: What the hell is Hogan talking about. I'm heading out there. Oh, hey Shawn, wanna join ECW? HBK: Sure why not http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/6039/87lk1.jpg Hogan Naitch: With the power of my EXTREMEMANIACS I will make give Nash an EXTREMEBIGBOOT, followed by an EXTREMEBODYSLAM, and I will finish him off with an EXTREMELEGDROP! 1-2-3! YOUR NEW ECW CHAMPION....Hollywood Hulk EXTREME Hogan http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/3048/48qq7.jpg ToVo Nash: Are you fucking kidding me? |
too busy and charismatic to be Lashley.
Gonna sticky this, tho. |
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Look guys, I'm wearing black poeple clothing! http://kevinbigsexynash.com/pics/2/24a.jpg But no seriously, Naitch Hogan, I don't know what all this EXTREME stuff is, but I train with some pretty elite people. I mean there are some little people from Madegascar. I also think I once worked out with Denis Rodman, but really all he did was blow me....but damn that was hot. Infact I think i am gonna go do some one-man working out thinking about that...excuse me... http://www.kevinbigsexynash.com/pics/bvd.jpg |
lol
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Volare Henning: Hey now don't forget about me. I got this big ass belt dammit!
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John "Bradshaw" Layfield :I am rich, smart, funny, intelligent, and will soon be proven to be EXTREME!! |
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So I get a call from Vince McMahon, and he says 'Eric, I need two things from you. Firstly my cock sucked, and secondly a GM for ECW.' So I say sure, and I get here to find out that HOGAN is saying he's extreme and Nash is wearing black people's clothing. Tear a quad you jackass, I'm in charge around here. I'm EXTREME! http://www.students.miami.edu/~mjohnso2/bischoff.jpg I challenge any ECW 'extremist' to come try it on Easy E! |
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Todd Grisham: HALT ERIC BISCHOFF! I, TODD GRISHAM SHALL BE THE NEW GM OF ECW!!!! http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/9227/18bh5.jpg BITCH! |
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