Legends Battle Royal
 

Lets see who is the Legend of Legends!


When you eliminate someone, explain how they were eliminated and by whom.

Only 1 elimination per post.

Update the list also. Only 1 wrestler per person for 4 hours.

If you don't follow the rules, your elimination doesn't count, no matter who you are, end of story. Please play by the rules, it's more fun that way.

1: British Bulldog
2: Bret Hart
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
5: Hulk Hogan
6: Stone Cold Steve Austin
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Snake Roberts
9: Mick Foley
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
13: Scott Hall
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
19: Shawn Micheals
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
25: Sid Vicious
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson

Bret Hart yells "I STILL REMEMBER!" and throws out HBK.

1: British Bulldog
2: Bret Hart
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
5: Hulk Hogan
6: Stone Cold Steve Austin
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Snake Roberts
9: Mick Foley
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
13: Scott Hall
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
25: Sid Vicious
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson

Noticing that Kevin Nash, the most popular and skilled wrestler ever is in the ring, everyone turns their attention to him. They all gang up on him, ALMOST eliminating him, but he fakes tearing his quad so they stop and he throws Bret Hart out.

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
5: Hulk Hogan
6: Stone Cold Steve Austin
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Snake Roberts
9: Mick Foley
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
13: Scott Hall
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
25: Sid Vicious
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson

Everyone eliminates Sid at once because he's not a legend. :lol:

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
5: Hulk Hogan
6: Stone Cold Steve Austin
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Snake Roberts
9: Mick Foley
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
13: Scott Hall
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
25: Macho Man Randy Savage
26: Ultimate Warrior
27: Brian Pillman
28: Dusty Rhodes
29: Arn Anderson

:foc: CC :mad: :mad: :mad:

LOL

You know, these aren't very realistic battle royals. There are never DOUBLE eliminations. :(

*Hogan's couch does a run in and eliminates his owner...Hulk Hogan*

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
6: Stone Cold Steve Austin
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Snake Roberts
9: Mick Foley
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
13: Scott Hall
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
25: Macho Man Randy Savage
26: Ultimate Warrior
27: Brian Pillman
28: Dusty Rhodes
29: Arn Anderson

It's true though...:rofl:

With no Creative Control in the match, Stone Cold Steve Austin throws Hulk Hogan out of the ring.

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
6: Stone Cold Steve Austin
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Snake Roberts
9: Mick Foley
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
13: Scott Hall
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson

Damn. Naitch beat me to it.

eliminating Hogan twice is therapeutic anyways

Stone Cold and Undertaker debate over who is the true Texan Badass, and it seems like Stone Cold has won, until Undertaker reminds Stone Cold of "Stunning'' Steve Austin, thus forcing Stone Cold to give himself the finger and walk out of the ring.
1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Snake Roberts
9: Mick Foley
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
13: Scott Hall
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson

<font color=white>As Austin walks up the aisle, he calls for a few Steveweisers. Upon seeing this, both Scott Hall and Jake Roberts jump out of the ring (Jake through the middle rope ;)) and proceed to chase Austin up the aisle. Austin only agrees to share his beer if Jake sets Hall on fire. He promptly does. After drinking the beer, Jake snorts Hall's ashes, takes off his clothes and re-enters the battle royal off his fuckin' head.

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
9: Mick Foley
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson</font>

Feeling the urge to do a dastardly dangerous spot, Mick Foley sets up a ladder in the ring and dives onto the announce table.

However the move is botched as the table doesn't break and Foley kills himself.

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
7: The Rock
8: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
10: Ric Flair
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson

*The Rock, knowing that he is too good for this wrestling bullshit, exits through the SECOND ROPES to do some commentary with the announcers to kill some time*

*Meanwhile, Ric Flairs' wife makes her way down the ring and eliminates the Nature Boy :(*

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
7: The Rock (still in, just hanging out at the announce table)
8: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson

Kevin Nash feeling fatigued decides he'll join The Rock at the commentator's booth.

Meanwhile The Ultimate Warrior proceeds to go into a frenzy and manages to swallow Dusty Rhodes whole thus removing Dusty from the match altogether.

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
7: The Rock (still in, just hanging out at the announce table)
8: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash (hanging with The Rock at the table)
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
29: Dusty Rhodes
30: Arn Anderson

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
7: The Rock (still in, just hanging out at the announce table)
8: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash (hanging with The Rock at the table)
14: Goldberg
15: Mr. Perfect
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
21: Ted Dibiase
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
30: Arn Anderson

(Took Out Dusty)

Dibiase goes over the top rope and goes to the bank to try to buy the victory, but too late.


1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
7: The Rock (still in, just hanging out at the announce table)
8: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash (hanging with The Rock at the table)
14: Goldberg
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
27: Ultimate Warrior
28: Brian Pillman
30: Arn Anderson

Ultimate Warrior sees Pat Patterson hamming it up with some guy by the gorilla position. This angers Warrior and he eliminates himself to go over there and teach Pat that "Queering don't make the World work."

1: British Bulldog
3: Owen Hart
4: Andre the Giant
7: The Rock (still in, just hanging out at the announce table)
8: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
11: Sting
12: Kevin Nash (hanging with The Rock at the table)
14: Goldberg
16: Eddie Guerrero
17: Undertaker
18: Roddy Piper
20: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
22: Jerry Lawler
23: Road Warrior Animal
24: Road Warrior Hawk
26: Macho Man Randy Savage
28: Brian Pillman
30: Arn Anderson

Nash cracks his knuckles, and tears his quad in the process. He's taken away by the emts as he screams "not again!"


British Bulldog
Owen Hart
Andre the Giant
The Rock
Jake The Snake Roberts
Sting
Goldberg
Eddie Guerrero
Undertaker
Roddy Piper
Superfly Jimmy Snuka
Jerry Lawler
Road Warrior Animal
Road Warrior Hawk
Macho Man Randy Savage
Brian Pillman
Arn Anderson

1: British Bulldog
2: Owen Hart
3: Andre the Giant
4: The Rock (still in, just hanging out at the announce table)
5: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
6: Sting
7: Goldberg
8: Eddie Guerrero
9: Undertaker
10: Roddy Piper
11: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
12: Jerry Lawler
13: Road Warrior Animal
14: Road Warrior Hawk
15: Macho Man Randy Savage
16: Brian Pillman
17: Arn Anderson

(Edited numbers)

:lol:

The One's gonna be unhappy with you.

In a feat of intestinal fortitude Kevin Nash returns, and having never went over the top rope climbs into the ring, quickly eliminating Arn Anderson.

1: British Bulldog
2: Owen Hart
3: Andre the Giant
4: The Rock (still in, just hanging out at the announce table)
5: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
6: Sting
7: Goldberg
8: Eddie Guerrero
9: Undertaker
10: Roddy Piper
11: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
12: Jerry Lawler
13: Road Warrior Animal
14: Road Warrior Hawk
15: Macho Man Randy Savage
16: Brian Pillman
17: Kevin Nash

Oh, so The Warrior can eat Dusty to take him out, but Nash tearing his quad wasn't good enough?

I think you HAVE to go over the rope to be eliminated, so when Warrior gets thrown out it will be a double elimination. :-\

The Rock decides to back on the ring ,gets on the top turnbuckle with a mic and says his whole 'Finally...!!' routine but in mid sentence Eddie G. brings him back in the ring with a hurricanRANA.

Then Jake Roberts' python snorts all of his coke at ringside and jumbosizes itself to like 30 feet and starts whiplashing people left and right eliminating Jerry Lawler in the process!

1: British Bulldog
2: Owen Hart
3: Andre the Giant
4: The Rock (still in, just hanging out at the announce table)
5: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
6: Sting
7: Goldberg
8: Eddie Guerrero
9: Undertaker
10: Roddy Piper
11: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
13: Road Warrior Animal
14: Road Warrior Hawk
15: Macho Man Randy Savage
16: Brian Pillman
17: Kevin Nash

Jake the NAKE Snake Roberts :lol:

Ok. This is my first attempt and its a little long lol:

After the hurricanrana to The Rock, Eddie stands in the corner grinning.
Sting runs and jumps over The Rock's body and hits Eddie with the Stinger splash.
Sting turns around only to get the boot from the Undertaker.
Andre proceeds to chokeslam the Undertaker but then gets speared by Goldberg.
Goldberg turns around and sees Jake at the other corner and starts running at him with the spear.
Jake thinks he sees a line of coke on the ground and bends over to snort it.
Goldberg misses Jake and manages to fly into the Python's open mouth.
Hulk Hogan comes to the ringside and tries to light a fireball into Macho Man's face but botches it and burns himself.
Macho is startled by the light and becomes even more paranoid and mistakes the Python for a giant Slim Jim.
He proceeds to "snap" into it but he can't so he throws it out of the ring eliminating Goldberg who was inside of it.

1: British Bulldog
2: Owen Hart
3: Andre the Giant
4: The Rock
5: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
6: Sting
7: Eddie Guerrero
8: Undertaker
9: Roddy Piper
10: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
11: Road Warrior Animal
12: Road Warrior Hawk
13: Macho Man Randy Savage
14: Brian Pillman
15: Kevin Nash

*Kevin Nash tears his quad again, but to break his fall he falls into Owen, causing him to be thrown over the top rope.

1: British Bulldog
2: Andre the Giant
3: The Rock
4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
5: Sting
6: Eddie Guerrero
7: Undertaker
8: Roddy Piper
9: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
10: Road Warrior Animal
11: Road Warrior Hawk
12: Macho Man Randy Savage
13: Brian Pillman
14: Kevin Nash

(450, you ever try a stunt like that again, I kill you.)

Tovo makes his way ringside and begins perfoming fellatio on Kevin Nash. Nash, obviously distracted by erotic pleasures he'd never dreamed of, lets his guard down and is eliminated.

1: British Bulldog
2: Andre the Giant
3: The Rock
4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
5: Sting
6: Eddie Guerrero
7: Undertaker
8: Roddy Piper
9: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
10: Road Warrior Animal
11: Road Warrior Hawk
12: Macho Man Randy Savage
13: Brian Pillman

Blitz, I hate you. I fucking hate you. If it takes me the rest of my life, I will hunt you down, and chop off your dick, then shove it down your throat. As you choke on your own blood and wimpy penis, I will cut you open and rip your intestines out which I will use to tie your feet up and hang you from a tree. It is as this point I will use your limp (yet still living) body for practice with my crossbow. Finally, just before you die, I will reach inside your already cut open body, pull out your heart and force you to watch it stop beating. I hate you Blitz. I really and truly hate you.

I echo TOVO's rage.

Luv you Tovo.

Die you fucking son of a bitch. Die now, or have me kill you.

Woah, double neg rep from The One :rofl:
<table class="tborder" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody id="collapseobj_usercp_reputation" style=""><tr><td class="alt2">http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/re...tation_neg.gif</td> <td class="alt1Active" id="p1545843" width="50%">Legends Battle Royal</td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">12-27-2006 12:04 AM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap">The One</td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">NASH HATER! :mad:</td> </tr><tr> <td class="alt2">http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/re...tation_neg.gif</td> <td class="alt1Active" id="p1545807" width="50%">Legends Battle Royal</td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">12-26-2006 11:57 PM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap">The One</td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">YOU SON OF A BITCH! :mad: :foc:</td></tr></tbody></table>

Damn straight! And I'd do it again...but I can't rep any more today. :(

But still... :foc:

Randy Savage loses his mind and starts rapping but gets thrown out


1: British Bulldog
2: Andre the Giant
3: The Rock
4: Jake The Nake Snake Roberts
5: Sting
6: Eddie Guerrero
7: Undertaker
8: Roddy Piper
9: Superfly Jimmy Snuka
10: Road Warrior Animal
11: Road Warrior Hawk
13: Brian Pillman