Tales from the Crypt was the greatest show ever
 

God, that show was amazing. I am thinking about it now, and there were so many holy shit episodes. HBO is the best.

I would perform oral sex on Vega if they would release the episodes on DVD. I used to be obsessed with that damn show.

So, what's your favorite episode?

I liked the movie bordello of blood, that ruled! :) u?

There are alot I like. The man who had 9 lives like a cat stands out the most though

It had it's moment. Crhist, I rmemeber the one where this guy goes into some inbreads house and gets knock out and i think is forced to marry some hideious women or be killed. It was pretty cool

When I was young and I went to North Carolina, it was my favorite show. I didn't understand english but it was still a good show. :love:

It's been around 8-10 years since I watched Tales from the Crypt. The only thing really sticking out in my memory is the episode with Schwarzenegger, he directed it or something.

Oh yeah, was that the one where the rich old guy kept getting his body parts surgically transferred from Schwarzenegger so that chick would like him, so he and Schwarzenegger basically switch bodies, then at the end, the chick just ends up with Schwarzenegger (who has the old guy's body), because he has a shit load of money, and the old guy (who has Schwarzenneger's body) is broke. :cool:

Yeah that was ****ing gold.

Another one that ruled was this soldier who came to some house for shelter and there was this really old lady there. But, when the old lady went up the staircase, she would get younger and hotter.

So the guy tries to go up there to do her, but the higher he goes, the older he gets.

Then at the end, army comes searching for him so he dashes up the stairs, but by the time he gets all the way to the attic or whatever, he is like 3297 years old and can barely move, so he's calling for help, so the old lady runs up to help him.

But when she gets up there, we see a baby crawling while he's dying on the floor.

:love:

Greatest show ever? I dunno about all that cheif

Now I'd pay to see that! [/someweirdguyprobablyme]
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That's the only one that I remember, lol.