Check out the new OVW website...
 

http://www.ovwrestling.com

It's been done up, so now it looks more like a WWE produced website. It looks much better now. :y:

http://www.ovwrestling.com/Superstar...am_profile.jpg

lol

OVW Troubleshooter: Danny Basham

What the fuck does that position entail?

I read he is playing a Commissioner-like role until his bicep injury heals. Probably like "Sheriff Austin".

Chet the Jett should definately get the call-up as Gene Snitsky's cousin. Snitsky was apparently "Gene Jablonski" in OVW, and it is easy to see why.

Forgive me, but I want to bang Katie Lea.

<font color=white>Fuckin' Burchill is fuckin' champion. Av' it.</font>

Burchill is a ninja now?

Hope he comes back to WWE as a Ninja Pirate.

Seriously, Burchill as a bad-ass Ninja Pirate = motherfucking ratings.

DSW also has a remodeled site up: http://www.dswrestling.com

It's not as impressive, though. :-\

Didn't know that WWE had picked up Nikita. :|

I don't see why anybody would be scared of Danny Basham.

<font color=white>Some time ago</font>

Because in OVW he actually played a badass, and wasn't the lower-card guy he has been in the WWE. He's got a fairly decent size to him, as well.

http://www.ovwrestling.com/Superstar...ce_profile.jpg

Hmm...


Hey yo?

He needs to team up with Hard Gay and Hall.

I SMELL A SITCOM!

*Cue cheesy music*

One's the orginal
one's a huge faggot
and one's a complete rip off
Who they be? The Razors! The Razors!
One's a drunk
one would fuck a duck
and the other, well, he's just Razor!
THE RAZORS! THE RAZORS!
(Filmed in front of a live Studio audience.)

Funny how Paull Burchill is suddenly Paul Birchall...

Hah, I went to www.ovwwrestling.com by accident.

Impossible, seeing as ninjas and pirates are mortal enemies.

Do I need to explain how awesome a ninja gimmick would be for Birchall? No. I do not. Enjoy.

Burchall*. But yeah, what's up with that?

Cole: Paul Burchill's great-grandfather was an assassin in feudal Japan...

JBL: Wait, wasn't his great-grandfather black-beard?

*Burchill Curb Stomps a motherfucker*

:love:

I think he's just going with a badass-look, kind of like the characters from old-school arcade fighters, or something. I like it, as Burchill as a badass is the easiest way to push him, in my opinion.