Movie Parodies with wrestling themes:
 

Smarks on a Plane: Vince McMahon's private jet has been overrun by internet fans. Can Triple H save his ample ass from a surefire hissyfit? Rated R, with an unrated cut to DVD.

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YES! I've always wanted to try my hand at a wrestling themed movie poster. I think I'll try out "Smarks on a Plane". :D

http://www.impawards.com/

I love that site, high quality posters of movies dating back to the teens. Great to modify.

Ready to Rumble. That WAS a parody, wasn't it?

Definitely want to see that "Smarks on a Plane" image.

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Yeah, I went a different route. I wanted to match the real SOAP poster, so I cast Benjamin in Jackson's part. Now he has to get rid of all the smarks from the WWE jet.

So that's it? No more? :(

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Pretty old though. Will probably do a new one later...

Can I just make a movie title parodied from a movie title and not come up with a story? Sure I can:

- The Naked Mideon 2 1/2

I lack the application to go with my ideas. Oh well.

I wish I knew how to use photoshop. :(

Last Ride in Paris: An aging Undertaker seduces a young Parisian wrestler (Shannon Moore) on the condition that the relationship is purely sexual. Rated R for scenes of the Undertaker's sagging ass.

Pretty in Punk: A Straight Edger from the wrong side of the tracks, the stoner who loves him, and the Aging billionaire who has his ass. Rated Pg-13 for strong language and the invariable KMA club shot.

Main Event Wars: A New Joke: Young farmer Christian Cage discovers a pair of Cruiserweights intended for the Total iNterstellar Alliance, and is rapidly wrapped up in a struggle between the Alliance and Widespread World Empire. Assisted by former WWE soldier Kurt Angle, who instructs him to become a Kliq member like his father, and the Ammoral Jeff Jarrett, Christian Cage struggles in a fight against an ancient inner circle who seeks to destroy the legacy of the Main Event. Rated PG because shots of Darth Hunter and Emporer Assletov may scare young viewers.

The Terminator: Kane has been sent back in time to stop Gene Snitsky from killing the Unborn child of Lita, who will lead the revolution against hosses. Rated R, but it wasn't Snitsky's fault.

The Bookers: A timid bookkeeper (Vince Russo) and an aging billionaire seek the worst gimmick ever in an attempt to scam their backers. Rated PG-13 for the raping Mel Brooks' original gets at the hands of McMahon and Russo.

Memoirs of an Invisible Chain Gang: As buyrates and ratings drop, John Cena discovers that the fans really can't see him--Or don't want to. Rated r, but I'm not sure why--You don't see much.

Tagline: There's a million stories in the Naked City. Here's a Dick to match.

Snyopsis: Someone has screwed Bret Hart. In such a heinous crime, only one man can be trusted to solve the case.

Unfortunately, Mick Foley was unavailable, so the case fell to Detective Frank "Naked" Mideon of Fetish Squad. Can this bumbling detective solve the greatest mystery on the WWE without destroying it himself?

Rated R. He's Naked, Jackass.

OH YYEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!! I CAN SLAP A TORNADO!!!!

I like how in that Naked Mideon poster that one bullet is positioned to look like a giant metallic wang.

Here are some I don't really have taglines or anything for, but have at 'em.

Hulk Hogan in "Real American Pie."

Billy Gun in "Ass Man and Roaddie." Guest Starring Jesse James as his "partner."

Rico in "Memoirs of a Gay Push."

Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart in "Bretback Mountain." Apparently, Hart was the catcher.

I call dibs on "Real American Pie", but it won't be until later tonight.

Arnold Ebert gives this thread :y: :y: .....WAY UP!

Good question...I was gonna say that myself.

Not a poster, but...

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It's the Incredible Brolk!

Not a movie (could be I suppose), but I remember when I made this one, lol...

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I'm all for a white American.

Vince McMahon and John Cena star in the epic thriller "See No Ratings"

Tagline: Vince and Cena kill ratings one F-U at a time.

Snyopsis: Ratings have been falling and two men are the cause. Can a group of over zealous internet marks save the day before all is lost?

Rated R for Rehased angles and really predictable storylines.

Mark Henry and Lita star in "Mark: The Professional"

Tagline: Injury is knocking. Are you going to answer?

Snyopsis: Mark Henry makes a living harming others and sometimes himself, but when a young lady offers a helping hand. Henry finds that he's not the only one capable of causing bodily harm.

Rated I for Injured
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Super-Cena: Returns Starring John Cena

Tagline: Cena overcomes the odds. Again.

Snyopsis: A Cuban drug lord has summoned a Samoan Wrecking Machine to Titan Land to wreck havoc on all who oppose him. Will Cena save the day before the Wrecking Machine destroys everything?

Rated VB for Vanilla Babyface
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's FAAAAAAAAABULOUS!!!

Thanks. Real American Pie coming up next.

Harry Spotter: At the prime of his career, Chris Masters tragically loses 50 pounds of muscle because he'd rather give up wrestling than look at the "Amazonian Crotch Jungle" up his lifting partners shorts. Then he remembers he's gay and pumps his way to the Intercontinental Championship and into the hearts of America.

Rogert Ebert quotes, "This is like Brokeback on steroids. A real ass ripping adventure!" :y: :y:...my cornhole....WAY UP!

Botch to the Future: Doc races back in time to inform Amy Dumas that she will break her neck as "Lita" in the WWE in the biggest Botch since the infamous "McFly Sports Almanac" spot of the 80's. The movie ends tragically as Amy botches the landing in the Delorian...landing on the Libians and setting off the rocket launcher.

Shitface: Scott Hall is a Cuban refugee who sets out for Miami, Florida searching for the freedom of an "Endless Happy Hour." This uncut version includes the "infamous" chainsaw/shower scene where a shitfaced Hall mistakes a chainsaw for a bar of Irish Spring and saws off his own leg. "The World is Mine Mang!"

Stomp the Tard: Nick Dinsmore is a mentally challenged college student who over comes the greatest challenge of his life....being accepted at an all black University. Young Dinsmore overcomes racism, drooling and the IQ of a Garden Gnome by entering his tricked out low rider Short Bus into the "Pimp Dat' Shit!" contest. Sadly, winning the contest doesn't overshadow the mistake of dressing as a Klan member for Halloween, as Nick has a mudhole permanently stomped in him 3 credit hours short of graduating.

God, I want to do all of those, Arnold. LMAO

Here it is:

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Best. Thread. Ever. :rofl: :y: :D

:rofl: T-Rich, you are THE MAN! :rofl: (You too Xero).

Keep up the good work! :love: