Since I am still going strong...
 

...and have not watched a single second of wrestling since I began the contest, I need someone to update me on everything that has happened the last week or so. Stick mainly to TNA or ECW, give me some RAW updates if you feel inclinded, no need to imform me of SmackDown since I havn't watched that in months anyway. So, rep for whoever does it.

RAW was poo. That's all I know.

Punk's losing streak was snapped in a clean loss to Hardcore Holly on ECW. Thats the only thing of real note on that show.

Thank you or that incredible and insightful update.

:rofl: But did Punk have a match this week?

And let's quit beating around the bush...What did Nash do?

Kevin Nash did a 450 splash from the first rope.

flava flav won the us title.

A terrible Donald Trump impersonator pinned a terrible Rosie O'Donnell impersonator in a match on Raw this week. The crowd booed loudly and even chanted for TNA.

And tore his quad in midair

No he didn't Splaya.

You're a liar

shannon moore lost to kevin thorn in about 2 minutes tonight.

lol

Tovo, try and guess which report is false, mine or Blitz's.

I was so thinking that, you fucker. :foc:

Wait, I kind of assumed everything that has been said in this thread has been false. Are you telling me some of these are actually true??? (Other than Nash's incredible 450 splash, which is totally believable. :y: )

yea, Flav is the new champ

ROFL! LMFAO! And a LOL for good measure. McMahon makes me sad to be a fan.

I'm out, I got too weak and watched the shit-fest that was NYR and Raw. It seems I'm not ready to stop putting my hand in the fire.

H is on the shelf for 4 months apparently...Khalie is on RAW now...dunno, I haven't seen to much this past week. Only heard really.

the show was so boring I'll try to remember



uuuuhhhhh. somethin about sucking.....something about a lesbian.....Edge cuts a good promo.....that's it...and alot of people looked pissed

There was 'TNA' and 'we want wrestling' chants directed at Vince McMahon sitting at ringside.

However, the crowd quickly reneged, as in a joint show of irony they cheered for John Cena.

Funnily enough, as you guys have stopped watching...I've watched (or will be watching) more wrestling than usual this week.

Raw was absolutley awful.

Khali debuts- a man that was removed from SmackDown! because he was so bad they couldn't even edit him to look good ends up on Raw, a show that's live every week.

Khali vs Cena - on a "wrestling" show!?

Trump vs O'Donnell - took up a large part of the show and was beyond embaressing.

My god Raw was awful this week, I skipped a lot of it.

I'm about half way through Impact and far more entertained.

They didn't do enough with Nash and the PCS this week though. Basically a round of poker that ended in Starr and Shelley taking joint 1st position. They'll have a match at Final Solution to decide an overall winner.

Styles/Sabin/Storm v Rhino/Daniels/Williams was a good match.

Hoping the next half of the show will be just as good.

I'll let you know my opinion on SmackDown! once I've watched it (not that you care much, I'm just gonna do it!)

who is still left in the "Not Watching Wrestling" contest?

The whole Great Khali thing makes me think of the whole "Charlie Haas has been released" shit I did with the Ruse Report for like, forever. It's almost the same concept.

What I really want to know is why, if Khali is now signed to RAW, is he still in an angle with Dreamer on ECW?

And yes, I know that the WWE writers are stupid. I'm just wondering if Khali was the great idea that was come up with to help fill time since Trips went down, or what.