| tucsonspeed6 |
01-16-2007 11:13 AM |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
While we're on the subjects of ropes and rings, I've been thinking for a while about how the mechanics of a round ring with ropes would work.
Seriously, I just want to see any promotion pull off a round ring with usable ropes. I would imagine it would involve a series of suspensions from above instead of turnbuckles and posts.
|
Vince Russo hears you and gives the world the gift of the infamous "King of the Hula hoop of death" match where 17 guys fight inside a giant hula hoop in the middle of a junk yard. The first man to escape the hula hoop has to cross the junkyard to pull a switch which will electrify the hula hoop. At this point, he doesn't win yet, because the men still in the hula hoop have to eliminate each other via a 7 count pinfall that is counted by a 3 ref council watching via satellite in 3 different locations: New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago. The last two men in the hula hoop of death freeze the match, and the two men plus the third escapee return to the arena where the two men have a iron man style- Hula Hoop on a pole match, in which the two men fight to retrieve an electrified hula hoop from a pole while the third man acts as a lumberjack on the outside, and is not allowed to enter the ring. Whoever grabs the hula hoop first wins the match, but if the time limit is reached, the lumberjack wins.
The brilliant thing about it is, Russo books it so the lumberjack jumps into the ring and grabs the hula hoop for himself. He runs off with it to the back and holds it ransom while he auctions it off to the highest bidder between the two other competitors. The guy who pays the most money wins the match weeks later, even though technically the time limit expired long ago. The winner parades the hula hoop around as a trophey for a couple weeks and even calls himself the Hula King, but in a huge swerve, his manager clubs him over the head with the hula hoop's arch nemisis, the Skip-it. His manager takes the hula hoop and gives it to the lumberjack, who gives a long convoluded explaination for why he gave away the hula hoop when he had it the entire time and didn't have to auction it off in the first place. Every heel in the company becomes a face while every face becomes a heel over this one event and a new match: the "Hula Hoop of Death Wars" is booked for the next PPV. I won't explain how that match works because it's too complicated...
|