Looking for a graduation present for that wrestling fan?
 

Yeah, like wrestling fans ever graduate...

:shifty:

Speaking of which, everyone's favorite third-string captioneer is graduating in less than three months, so send your donations to the "Let loopydate Eat" fund now!

I'll buy you a steak and cheese sub autographed by Jared

Sounds good to me! Mmm...ink...

No one can ever get a victory in that ring; it's cursed by HHH :shifty:

It's just like wrestling professionally...:shifty:

Damn, some bastard outbid me. :rant:

It does however grant pushes to people who are totally undeserving; it's been enchanted by Chyna. :shifty: :shifty:

It's also got a minor blessing of McMahon...If you lack a neck or are over 7' tall, it will make you unstoppable.

Hmmm... I don't have a neck.

Though I do have enough body fat to create a full-size replica of Spike Dudley...

Yeah, but almost everyone has 30 lbs to spare.

Someone should call Sledge, you just passed up a blatant chance to take a shot at a Repubican :eek:

You have an IQ greater than single digits...Puts you ina radically different category than sledge...;)