Umaga is such crap
 

Seriously, this is one of the worst World Title programs the WWE has ever done. Umaga does not look like a threat in the least bit. The guy has done nothing to earn all these Title shots. They're trying to do the whole Hogan vs Big guy effect here and it's not working. It's not working because Umaga ain't even that big. Everytime I watch Umaga, I think of the Headshrinkers and then I think of a Headshrinker getting World Title shots.

The whole underdog thing with Cena is dead here. Does anybody really believe Cena is an underdog or that Umaga will actually win the Title?

There's so many other guys to choose from to put Cena against and this is what they give you.

I like Umaga :o

Cena does look oh so sexy rubbing against that big Somoan chest though

I like Umage. (Samoan thing.)

Also what NerF said.

I also like Umaga. It took a while for him to grow on me, but he's not bad. Just get rid of that fucking Samoan Spike.

he grew on you because they've been shoving him down your throat for the past 5 months. I can't even remember one noteable win or match the guy has had.

I like Umaga. I just don't like him feuding with Cena because you know Cena is going to win because he's the Superman underdog.

let me ask you people this. Why do you like Umaga?

If this were the case then I would like Cena by now.

he's also a poor mans Kamala by the way

I have no idea actually. I just do.

I think it's because people here compare him to Samoa Joe, and just out of sure spite for how much I hate Samoa Joe, I've decided to like Umaga. Plus I've met the guy and he's cool shit.

This Umaga guy is one hoss, I don't think I've seen any better. Man I wish he was around in my day so we could see who the real King of the Pacific was.

Umaga has lost his heat, but pre New Years Resoultion he was going pretty well for like a month or two. Really he didn't start to get rolling until he fucked up Maria.

Admittedly, I like him because there isn't much else to like on RAW right now. I recognize that he is not the greatest, or anywhere near great, but out of what I'm being offered he's worthwhile. I doubt that he'll amount to much more than this feud with Cena, but that'll be WWE's fault. Plus, I have an affinity for Samoan wrestlers.

Umaga is about as valid as 95% of the roster.

Welcome to the new WWE. It's like the old WWE--Just the stuff you'd only see on Heat.

Dammit! WX wasn't there when I started.

I just don't buy him as a champion right now. Maybe in a year, I could possibly see him winning the title as an upset (only to lose it a couple of weeks later). You know he's not going to win, so you don't get behind him.

He's a good wrestler, but is suffereing from TNA Impact disease. You have 4 moves to preform in 3 mines. Ok..... GO!

I don't buy anybody new as champion. Edge, Orton (barely), Michaels, yes. But the new generation of stars are a fucking joke (and no, I'm not really considering Orton oldschool).

Michaels is the only guy who could legit carry the strap right now. They dropped the ball with so many guys. Shelton could be there right now, Orton SHOULD be there right now. For fucks sake, Edge and Matt Hardy could even be there.

Edge really can be there. Little as I like him in his current role (he still strikes me as "ANGRY FACE"), he at least gets solid reactions.

:mad: You think you know me :mad:

Only read the first post, and I agree. Umaga is shit.

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Seriously Umaga is awful I'd rather get AIDS than see him as WWE champion

I don't mind Umaga, but not as world champion, or even in the world title picture. (Unless this was the old days where you'd believe he COULD win it).

He does have potential however. He has some sick looking moves. Check out his match with Kane at Unforgiven. I was actually surprised at how good it was. :y:

I'd also rather Skippord got AIDS than see Umaga as WWE Champion.


On that note, I'm sure he could transfer to ECW or Smackdown after Mania and make a very credible contender to either brand's World Title, if not become the actual champion.

Well I can't speak for the rest of these guys, but he did rescue my kitten from a tree.




...He totally somoa spiked the tree in the throat.

HBK and HHH?

:)

Oh, what about that match he beat Cena in a few months ago? Or did you forget that because the WWE "forgot" it?

Okay, WWE may be onto something... I don't remember that. :shifty:

^ Yeah, but when Cena pinned him anticlimactically, any buildup he'd gotten over the past... year... was destroyed.

Besides, while he's not a bad worker, he's been given relative shit to do. A thumb to the throat as a finisher is effective in real life if you do hit the wind pipe, but as a wrestling move, it just looks weak.

But it seems like every year in January, the champ has to feud against some crappy person (*cough* Lesnar vs Holly *cough*).

I think Kamala everytime I see Umage tbh

I think of that fatter black dude from "Me, Myself, and Irene."

I want to see him talking all mad scientist with a "Samoan" accent.

Umaga isn't a bad wrestler, but once again, he's been reduced. His stint in AJPW was pretty good IMO, and he has a decent moveset.

The character is the problem, not the wrestler.

I do not like Umaga. Plus what is the deal with the managerial relationship with Armando Alejandro Estrada? It just doesn't make sense to me. A wild samoan and a cuban? WTF?

Hahaha, I totally never realized that.