Mr. Nerfect |
01-28-2007 02:59 PM |
Nah, I also like The Miz. He gets way too much shit, in my opinion. His match with Chris Benoit proved he knows what he's doing.
The Undertaker will win. It's an ugly feeling I get. I want to be wrong, but I feel I am not. I'd take Shawn Michaels over The Undertaker, but with the Wrestling Observer reporting that Michaels will be Trump's guy in the feud with McMahon, and my lack of faith in WWE creative, I just gotta go with Mark Callaway, and it makes me sick.
I'd love to see a surprise like Chris Benoit, or even Kane. Can you just imagine a Rumble Match with these two guys being the last two men in there? Two men no one truly expected to win, finishing the match for the SmackDown! brand. I don't care who wins, the other picks up a victory the next edition of SmackDown! and becomes/remains United States Champion.
I am still sticking by my guns that Mr. Kennedy should win the World Heavyweight Championship. As an avid viewer of SmackDown!, I believe he is more than ready, especially in a sports entertainment landscape where Batista, John Cena and Bobby Lashley are the current World Champions. Have it go down like this:
Mr. Kennedy gets a big extravagent entrance (heels should be the ones who get this, in my opinion), and Batista comes out and gets a strong start against his challenger. Kennedy sneaks out control of the match, but then Batista makes a comeback, and Kennedy ("inadvertently") knocks the referee down, which Michael Cole uses to point out how desperate he is, and what JBL uses to promote Kennedy's will to win. Kennedy tries to hit Batista with the World Heavyweight Title belt, but the lights go out, and then pop back on and The Undertaker is standing in the ring. He boots Kennedy down, and then picks up the World Heavyweight Title...and drills The Undertaker with it! Mr. Kennedy puts the World Heavyweight Title around his neck, with the plate facing the back, and he climbs to the top rope and hits a Kenton Bomb with the belt assisting. The referee comes to...1-2-3! Mr. Kennedy is the new World Heavyweight Champion!
The next night on RAW, we actually open with Mr. Kennedy making an appearance, claiming not to be SmackDown!'s Heavyweight Champion, but the World's Heavyweight Champion, so he's here to grace the RAW audience with his presence. Cue John Cena, who reminds us the Hell he had to go through to retain the WWE Championship against Umaga at the Rumble. Kennedy says he respects Cena, and offers him his hand (this is done in a way which makes Kennedy seem shady, and like he's got something planned to take out Cena), but none-the-less, Cena accepts, and F-Us Mr. Kennedy!
Kennedy rolls out of the ring and tries to find his feet and stumble to the back, and Jonathan Coachman comes out and berates Cena for putting his hands on an invited guest, and another brand's ambassador in their World Champion. He apologises on behalf of Cena to Mr. Kennedy, and allows Mr. Kennedy to "Pick Cena's Poison", and name his opponent tonight. Mr. Kennedy ends up choosing The Great Khali, and Kennedy sits in and does colour commentary for the match. Khali beats Cena with his Two-Handed Chokeslam, setting up a WWE Championship Match between the two on RAW, giving Cena a stop-gap opponent before WrestleMania.
Theodore Long does the babyface thing, and on SmackDown!, John Cena is an invited guest, and he gets to name Mr. Kennedy's opponent. The Royal Rumble Winner, Chris Benoit, is defending the WWE United States Championship against the Royal Rumble Runner-Up, Kane, in a match in the semi-main event. To close the show, RAW's John Cena names Mr. Kennedy's opponent as...himself! Cena and Kennedy work a little match, before The Great Khali hits the ring and beats on John Cena, giving him the disqualification win. JBL blows Kennedy on commentary for being smart enough to predict Theodore Long giving Cena this opportunity, and to counteract it.
The Undertaker appears in the ring after the lights go out, and he saves John Cena from a Khali and Kennedy beat-down. This is to set-up a Kennedy vs. Batista vs. Undertaker Triple Threat at No Way Out, and to allow Undertaker to keep his technical face status, and to blur the waters between Batista vs. Undertaker a bit. If you really wanted, you could have Undertaker Chokeslam/Tombstone John Cena to end the show.
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