HHH Released from WWE
 

What would go through your head if you saw that on WWE.com

I would think it was some other guy named Harry Hank Harrison.

"They're doing a firing angle, eh?"

"We wish Hollywood Hulk Hogan the best in his death."

I would think Divorce.

Stephanie would be released in that situation, not Hunter.

I would think Vince is losing it again.

i was thinking the same thing

I would think 'Wtf?'.

I would think Russo would cream his panties over a Steiner/HHH feud in TNA.

I would then start to picture an HHH/Angle feud in TNA.

And then Triple H/Nash.

No amount of surgery would remove the smile from my face.

I would think Bullllshit

I'd be dead.

TNA TNA

...Then what would happen if they announced Jeff Hardy has retired and really wasn't coming back?... Ever?

Yea, pretty much.

I'd next expect Eddie Guerrero to be reported walking around Graceland hitting it up with Elvis.

They'd be a follow up headline...

'Ejaculation released from smarks worldwide'.

Random Smark Bob: HEY JEFF! I JUST CAME!
Random Smark Jeff: OMG me too! Triple H must have been released!

"April Fool's!"

I hate April Fool's Day.

I'd say good for him. He's finnally thinking about his family and won't be fucking up his body more then it already is.

D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Or maybe he got caught sucking Pat Patterson's cock.

LOL, I can actually see them doing that.

I'd think that either The H REAAAALLLY fucked over Vince or they had a typo with MVP.

Naw. Wrestlers aren't smart enough for that.

Which is why it'll never happen.

I think it'd just be a joke.