Apparently getting a good amount of your teeth pulled and 2 full-arm tattoos costs $1
 

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/special/money/

Yeah. :shifty:

Who writes that crap?

... I deserve an apology.

I want that 1 minute and 30 seconds of my life back.

$134 for 3 PPV's and chips and soda...pfft! I always go down to the sports bar where it's free, and god knows I NEVER have that much with me when I'm there for it...lucky to have 1/3 of that ($44.67) most times!

I look like Balls Mahoney anyway

In all seriousness, a site like WWE.com shouldn't have shitty "funny" articles. Instead of hyping the talent, they're making cute little cracks at the humorous angles Vince puts out.

Hey, there's more creativity in that article than there is in regular WWE programming.

Wait... :(

I WANT 14 POGO STICKS!!!!

About ten years ago, Vince took the guy who was writing shitty articles like this one and promoted him to head writer. It's obvious that this guy just knows how to climb the corporate ladder.

Balls Mahoney is still around? Has he been on ECW lately because I've barely - not watched ECW in the past month or so.

Seriously..... does Vince have 3rd graders on his writing staff?! Or writers with a 3rd grade mentality?! :wtf:

Well, that would explain why they find the Boogeyman so terrifying.