Jedi or Corba Kai?
 

I dunno.

Jedi.

Come on.

What's a cobra kai?

Are you kidding me?

I don't even know what a cobra kai is, but I can tell you before you even say it....Jedi.

I think you're severly underestimating the Cobra Kai here. Yoda is a great leader, but Kreese wasnt no slouch.

Yoda and Obi Wan are two of the greatest fictional characters of all time....

Who the fuck is Kreese and the Cobra Kai? Honestly, please tell me....

If you dont know, you probably dont deserve to know. Lets just say they were fierce competitors.

I wonder if anyone on here knows.

If its not listed on Wikipedia, its nothing.

omg dude hahahhaa I didn't know it was this

Dont let Johnny Lawrence hear you speak of Cobra Kai like that.

The Jedi are ancient warriors with crazy ass powers and swords that can cut through anything. Cobra Kai are bunch of suburban kids who are moderatly skilled in karate.

COME ON

PUT 'EM IN A BODY BAG JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

STRIKE FIRST! STRIKE HARD! SHOW NO MERCY!

Kreese: [at the Cobra Kai dojo] Class, we have visitors. Fall in behind me. Hai!
[approaches Daniel and Miyagi, then speaks to Miyagi]
Kreese: I hear you jumped some of my students last night.
Miyagi: Afraid facts mixed up.
Kreese: You calling Mr. Lawrence a liar?
Miyagi: No call no one nothing.
Kreese: What are you here for, old man?
Miyagi: Come ask leave boy alone.
Kreese: What's the matter, the boy can't take care of his own problems?
Miyagi: One to one problem, yes. FIVE to one problem, too much ask anyone.
Kreese: Is that what's bothering you? The odds? Well, we can fix that. Feel like matching, Mr. Lawrence?
Johnny Lawrence: Yes, sensei!
Miyagi: No more fighting.
Kreese: This is a karate dojo, not a knitting class. You don't come into my dojo, drop a challenge and leave, old man. Now you get your boy on the mat, or you and I will have a major problem.
Miyagi: Too much advantage. Your dojo.
Kreese: Name a place.
Miyagi: Tournament.
Kreese: [laughs] You've got real nerve, old man. Real nerve. But I think we can accomodate you. Can't we, Mr. Lawrence?
Johnny Lawrence: Yes, sensei.
Kreese: Fall in.
[Johnny turns and leaves]
Miyagi: Ask one more small request.
Kreese: Make it fast.
Miyagi: Ask leave boy alone to train.
Kreese: You're a pushy little bastard, ain't ya? But I like that. I like that! All right. No one touches the prima donna until the tournament. Is that understood?
[class responds with "YES SENSEI!"]
Kreese: But if you don't show, it's open season on him... and you.
[they nod at each other]

It's a choice between the light and the dark. On the one side, you learn patience and nobility, and use your powers only for the good of mankind (alienkind... whatever). On the other, you channel your anger into rage, and use that rage to kick the ass of the puny Jersey kid who took your ex, taking names and breaking skulls for your own personal gain.



I'd rather be a Sith. Best of both worlds.

So Cobra Kai are they bad kids off of Karate Kid?

I don't remember every detail from the movie, but I think they got their asses handed to them by some random guy dressed up like spiderman.

Compare that to a group of individuals who could drop a piano on your head using only their minds, cut you up with a laser sword, potentially shoot lightning bolts from their hands or choke you to death from across the room, or at the very least make some suburban teenage kid from the 80's (who is just screwing around with karate while they wait for videogames to get good) decide that they don't really want to fight at all using a mind trick.

This thread should be Jedi vs. random guy in a Spiderman outfit

Cobra Kai had more powers, like the leg sweep. Can the Jedi " SWEEP THE LEG " ? I dont think so.

No, they just cut it right off.

Cobra Kai, duh. Jedi are gay.

Didn't Cobra Kai get punked by the "Crane?" Come on. Weak ass fahggots.

Cobra Kai would track you down with Cobra Kai motorcycles and take turns performing Cobra Kai karate moves on you while in lots of sand.

DONT UNDERESTIMATE COBRA KAI GUYS!

So you like the Colts huh? Well then I guess congrats. I'm from Boston...I guess thats about all I have to say. It feels good the first time, but even better the second and third, too bad you'll never feel those.

jedi of course...but this video had me considering otherwise...

www.sweeptheleg.com

If Daniel-san can take out the Cobra Kai, then they are worth nothing.

Jedi, without a doubt.

Those were young Cobra Kai. There are older, wiser Cobra Kai somewhere. They just werent shown on screen.

Anakin Skywalker > Johnny Lawrence

Obi Wan Kenobi > John Kreese

Jedi > Cobra Kai

These are simple math proofs.

I dont know. John Kreese probably could take Obi Wan with a sweep to the leg.

I will give you that the sweep to the leg is a vicious maneuver, unmatched by most Jedi techniques.

And Johnny Lawrence has a dirt bike.

And he smokes marijuana cigarettes, so he must be cooler than the Jedi.

But the Jedi still have to win.

Count Dooko was like 99 years old and he seriously fucked Anakin and Obi wun up at the same time. Comon. Johnny Lawrence would probably crush those guys

Johnny and his posse were ruthless enough to destroy Daniel's bike. I still don't see "Strike first, strike hard, no mercy" taking out the Jedi, though.

But what happens if they do strike first, strike hard and show no mercy. I think its possible. I mean lets just say Yoda is picking flowers one day and forgets where he left his light sword. Johnny Lawrence comes out of no where with a swift punt to the head. Yoda is concussed and cant use his jedi tricks to get his sword of colorful light and bad graphics. And all of sudden, a stoned out of his mind Johnny Lawrence is showing no mercy on this little turd. Wheres your JEDI if that happens?

I don't think that Yoda can be concussed. And even if he can, I don't think that it affects his ability to use his Jedi powers. Plus, if Johnny were stoned he wouldn't stand a chance.

Unless he had his dirt bike. Then all bets are off.

Star Wars geeks alert.

Cobra Kai 4 Life

The Cobra Kai can dress up as skeletons and still deliver an ass kicking

The Jedi have Samuel Jackson.

Game Over.