What's left on Vince's "List of Things I Need To Do Before I Die"..
 

So, Vince has done the following.

- Owns a Billion dollar wrestling promotion
- Is a world-famous promoter
- Has branched out into other fields
- Bought out his competitors
- Has wrestled
- Has won the Royal Rumble
- Has won the WWF Championship
- Has been the central point of WWE storylines for 10 years

And more, of course. But this isn't about what he HAS done, what is LEFT for him to do before he dies?

Kill WWE.
Squash every face that the fans care about.(cm punk/rvd..etc)
Bury ECW for good.

Make wrestling as popular an entertainment venture as live PPV pedophilia.

Destroy his own company before he dies.

- Purchase Madison Square Garden
- Become a mainstream celebrity
- Become U.S. President
- Become the richest man in the world

Kill himself.

Appear completely nude spouting out racial slurs and the F word on live cable TV.


Edit: while masturbating on Children.

Edit 2: and fucking Triple H in the ass

Edit 3: Live Incest Show

Kiss his own ass.

Have his head shoved up Donald Trumps ass.

Bang Trish Stratus?

Well, he made out with her in front of his wife on tv.

Every horny, desperate, never been kissed virgin who comes on here always bring up kayfabe relationships and divas and acts like these things are life changing events in the life of a person who isn't clammoring to get laid for the first time.

What about the obvious one?

Buy TNA.

Dye his hair.

TNA will be his, oh yes, It will be his.

Have his penis dipped in gold.

Have his balls castrated and squeezed, just to prove that they are, indeed, grapefruits.

He's done that one. It's called "Raw."

Surgically remove items from J.R's ass.

Oh Wait............

A diet water from Sonic