CM Punk is the worst wrestler of all time
 

Because he is straight edge. While I back the Pepsi plunge, all the greatest wrestler drink, (i.e. Stone Cold, Sandman, Scott Hall) do drugs (Jake the Snake, Hulk Hogan, Shawn Micheals) and have tons of sex (The Rock, Lita, Edge).

I can't believe that Lita made it into your greatest wrestlers examples :nono:

golden.

don't worry BDC, you'll get to see him get depushed as the weeks go by

I heard Triple H doesn't drink either. But then again, he's doing the drugs

I choose to think that Punk secertly does crack. Therefore I can view him as talented.

CM Punk is worthless. He's only 6'1.

Guess being a drunkard/druggie is the "cool" thing?

Yeah, being fucked out of your mind is awesome.

Since when does "Straight Edge" mean "Virgin" anyway?

:shifty:

Aye, it certainly beats living in reality 24/7.

It means you're not supposed to have sex with a lot of people...only those in commited relationships and stuff.

The one worthwhile thing I can take from this topic is that the Worst Wrestler of All Time and Sandman were FINALLY mentioned together.

I had no idea...

I would never use wrestler and sandman in the same sentence.

Ah damn, i just did.

CM Punk is great. I don't care about 'straight edge' but Punk is a great wrestler from what I've seen.

What's with the sudden arrival of like 20 new guys...all of whom have weird as random letters. :?:

:lol:

CC is using a proxy to creat new accounts. He has no creativity, so he just rubs his fingers across the keyboard.

This was an old internet username that I use for my E-mail address and other things. jhfan= Jeff Hardy fan.

You forget John "Bradshaw" Layfield.

So are you Shadow, Matt Hardy, or Jeff's other fan?

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I was a mark for Jeff Hardy when I was younger and I still enjoy him mainly because I've always been a fan of his and his matches entertain me.

I like Sandman, I think he's the shit, and all, but how can you call him a wrestler, much less one of the greatest?

I dont think CM Punk is bad because he is straight edge (which he really is, its not a gimmick), but I think he's an ass because of his attitude backstage. I read the article here on tpww.net that CM was doing shit like making out with Maria too much in front of people, and acting like a main eventer. Ring wise I think he's ok. But they try to hard to push him as a Submission machine.

I read on Mat Boone's site that CM Punk was doing lines of coke off the back of an 8 year old he was banging.

CM Punk? Coke? Mat Boone? These are facts!

Boooooooo Punk!

I can't wait for him to show up in Montreal.

"You screwed kids! You screwed kids!"

Ryan Clark and Ryan Gray both claim to have seen him kissing a man over a snickers bar

It was later reported that Kane Knight was this man

LOL@Crossrine.


Jesus breakdancing Christ. Where do we get these jerkoffs?

I dont think you should be shootin ur mouth at others being jerkoffs considering what your avatar is doing...lol But eh whatever you choose I guess

They come from "FuckJerks R Us". They have sales all the time.

am I reading this right? your saying hes a bad wrestler because of his life outside the ring?

We really do get the biggest fucking idiots on the internet don't we? There should at least be a personality test you need to pass beore getting yout account active.

Who are you addressing this to?

And what the fuck are you talking about?

No, he is a bad wrestler because I fucked your mother last night.

It's hard to beleive a wrestling fan, would think that a wrestler is bad just because of his life outside the ring. Oh wait, if you do think that, then your not much of a wrestling fan now are you.


Oh yeah forgot to ask, How was your grandma's cunt? Was it just as good as your little sister's tit milk. or mabe you like it the other way around. Like how your father and your autistic brother nail you from behind, at the same time. While Your mom cum's all over the dog, while you lick the dogs ass?

:lol:

And not because you're funny.

Actually, new members should simply possess the capacity to understand things like sarcasm and sense of humor.


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