Why is there heat on Nitro/Melina for being a couple anyway?
 

That seems retarded.

Nitro needs to be pushed. He is greatness.

And, Melina, oh my god. She is the best female heel ever. It's like she's been practicing her whole life being a bitch. :shifty:

Didn't hear of any heat.

But I'm sure Triple H and Stephanie have a lot to do with starting it. :shifty:

Wrestling is teh gay.

Yeah, there was news posted the other day. Heat on Melina (And by extension, Nitro), and Carrrrlito (For being lazy).

Nitro/Melina, Punk/Maria, RVD/Weed....I'm telling you getting into a commited relationship if you're a wrestler isn't a good idea.

Weed is such a skank.

Yeah, Weed cheated on RVD with Jeff Hardy, Sabu, Grandmaster Sexay... The list goes on and on.

Yeah, weed's been passed around like Lita at a whorehouse.

Hey, she gotta do what she gotta do. Her pimp is Jack Roberts, and we all know he is gonna get his one way or another.

They got heat when they were first starting to go out. That was a couple of weeks or months before MNM split up and Nitro showed up on RAW. It was also because they supposedly were being arrogant and disrespectful backstage and "putting their relationship before the company."

So the news reports said, of course. *shrug*

Of course, this probably breaks down to "kissing in front of the faggots backstage once," Much like Punk.

However, with reported attitudes even before they were a legit couple...

I think it went a little something like this.....

*Ric Flair, Nitro, and Melina are backstage*

Ric Flair: So, how about a threesome? WOOOO!!!!
Melina: No!
Nitro: That's work place sexuall harassment, and we don't have to take it!

*Nitro and Melina leave, Ric Flair then pulls out a cell phone*

Ric Flair: Hey Hunter, it's me, The Naich.... Nitro just told me his favorite match was you vs The Warrior.

I figure it is because they are a younger, hipper Edge and Lita, with 1000 less STDs.

Maybe it's because they want to keep them together on screen longtime, and with a relationship you run the high risk of a breakup and having to split them up and go back on plans.

Who's Jack Roberts?

I'm not sure why you think there is this level of planning in pro wrestling.

Jake Roberts' street name.

Ah. Jack "The Snack" Roberts.

HHH:- There's-uhhhh only room for ONE DAMN COUPLE IN THE DOUBLE DOUBLE E!

HBK:- And that's me and Triple H, bitches. Mow Nitro down in the street locker-room monkey's, kill that chiselled physique ambiguously gay metro-sexual.

I find it a bit ironic that you use pink to distinguish gay yet use an equally gay color as your main font.

Come on, that colour is used by many masculine folks. You know, Prince, Freddie Mercury, Richard Simmons...

Honestly, they should have done an "alternative lifestyle" with MNM. You know, make them a "threesome" in all ways.

I actually think that there was a little bit of that in their characters, they just didn't play up on it much. I remember Jim Ross saying something about Melina liking two guys at once, and when he first broke away from MNM, Mercury was kind of "ambiguous" in the ring.

Yeah, but those were offhand cracks. There was no real depth of character generated to believe it.