How come Perry Saturn got buried in WWE?
 

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Because you touch yourse-

Ah, I'm not gonna even bother.

answer the fucking question you turd rat :foc:

He stiffed over some jobber and dropped him on his head outside the ring if I remember correctly.

Moppy was a push!

Because he had one eye that goes this way and one eye that goes that way.

And The Rock is going to smack him up-side the head to fix it!

because he is perry saturn

He came in at a time when WWE was over flowing with talent, plus it didn't help that Guerrero and Benoit made their debuts the same day as he did. Basically for a long while he was just kind of lost in the shuffle. But then as BC pointed out he stiffed some jobber on Jacked/Metal, so he was given the Moppy angle as punishment. Odd because Moppy kind of turned into the biggest push he received during his time there...

Sad. I was discussing this with The Critic last week.

The One's assesment is basically correct but I still don't understand why coming out with Eddie and Benoit hurt him. They could have pushed Saturn and Malenko just as hard and made just as much turn-out. Either as a tag-team or as solo stars I think both of them could have been over pretty easily. Especially since there is such a difference in personality between either of them and all of the Radicalz in general.

If the time was the problem then I'd like to think that he could come back to an easy job if he ever chooses to. I think going to ECW he could get immediately get back into the swing of things, especially since he'd be working with alot of guys that he knows and could put on some matches to get all that rust off.

In short, I love Saturn and the true reason he was shat on by WWE is because God hates me.

Saturn can't really come back, he kind of, you know, got shot 3 times in the neck...

He stiffed Vito Denucci.

You're Welcome.

Dinosaurs poop red crayons! You're welcome!

How did he become like that anyway? I can't remember.

Some crazy shit about him suffering too many concussions.

Ooohh, right.

Precursor to Eugene I'm telling you...

So Nick Dinsmore was being punished for stiffing jobbers? I KNEW IT!

He stiffed himself?

And it's a miracle he didn't go blind.

Whats the story with that?? Thats fucked up.

from wikipedia

"In April 2004, Satullo was shot three times in the neck with a .25 caliber handgun while foiling an attempted rape, suffering severe damage to his C-5, C-6, and C-7 vertebrae. Satullo only learned of this after he visited a physician and complained of burning sensations in his neck, originally attributing the impact to a punch from behind. After having steel plates and screws inserted into his neck, Satullo returned to the ring on September 17, 2004, and continued to receive epidural treatment. Since then, Satullo has continued to make appearances on the independent circuit but has gone into partial retirement due to the severity of his neck injury."

How the hell does one get shot in the neck 3 times and live, let alone not know it?! Or is it poorly worded?

I don't know what happened or how that would happen, but from what that says he apparently can still wrestle, just not full time.

Have you seen a .25 caliber? They're pretty shitty. Now, it depends on where he was hit (As in, in front of or behind) and the distance, but it could be possible, I suppose...However unlikely.

Bullets hurt bad because monkeys love the tango. You're welcome.

The fact that the bullet shots weren't reported makes one wonder if he was preventing one, or trying to administer one.