So Lita has opened up a MySpace page and...
 

It didn't take her long for her to botch it...

Yes, her botching something is as common as a 90+ degree day in Arizona in August, but I'm bored.

Here's her page so you can laugh some more http://www.myspace.com/therealamydumas

And she likes "kitchy stuff" too.

Anyone know what that is??

Either she broke up with Edge or she botched her status as well.

They stopped seeing each other a long time ago. Edge has since gotten back together with his ex wife.

LOL at Matt being at the #2 friends slot.

Matt jobs to a crappy band.

LOL at Daffney from WCW(I think) being on there.

From Matt's profile:

"I watch Pro Wrestling programming, specifically Raw, Smackdown, and ECW."

AKA "Vince forces us to watch that shit".

Kitch (sometimes spelled with an s) is essentially gay retro. And I don't mean gay as an insult; homosexual culture tends to deal with a lot of kitch. It's often very similar to camp, except it has more to do with the dregs of form...

Basically, Lita's into gay shit fags love because it's so awful no hetero would have it. Except it also refers to those lawn ornaments and shit.

The fact that you know this worries me :shifty:

So if you went to Lita's house you'd be surrounded by those damn pink flamingos and lawn gnomes???

Great...she's gonna post pictures of the ceiling now.

Wait a minute, do you remember the Jeff Hardy pics with him and the lawn gnomes and the lawn furniture. I wonder if there is a connection here

Jeff Hardy's gay??

What. Erase that before Shadow sees it :mad:

Why? This creates a pefect opportunity for him to hook up with Jeff. Then he can die happy.

This is true. Who's gonna make the call :shifty:

I'm sure Matt Hardy will get him the hookup.

What if Lita's botching has rubbed off on Matt and he botches it. THEN WHAT

Then Shadow would probably have sex with Shannon Moore.

As part of the GBLT community, I am informed of these things whether I like it or not.

Wow what a gruesome sight.

I think you're on to something here....

Daffney is fucking awesome. :love:

According to Greg Helms, Jimmy Wang Yang has a MySpace too. But it looks super kayfabed and not really used, so even if it's real, it's not really effective.

It's hilarious, though. http://www.myspace.com/akioyang

From Yang's page:

:rofl:

That's just sad.

Anyone who says that Jeff Hardy is gay is gonna get killed.

Not by me, by his wife.

Oh yeah. I went there.

For someone to say they are kinda tired of all the publicity, yet putting up a web page... well it's a bit bit ironic

I hate when celebs put my myspaces and they have like a billion friends, and all their friends are probably thinking like "wow, I'm friends with Lita. Look at me!!!"

Like she (or any other celeb person) gives a rats ass about half of those people.