The Facts of wrestling.
 

Just for fun, let's compile a list of the "facts" of wrestling. For example,

• There have been 3 Kanes. There have been 5 Undertakers.
• The DX theme is written or performed by Rage Against the Machine.
• Steel chairs are really made of aluminum specially for WWE.
• The Dudleyz are really brothers. So are Edge and Christian, Kane and Undertaker, and so on.
• Sting is the riginal Ultimate Warrior. There have been at least 2 different Warriors.

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hhahahaha wtf?

The blood comes from fake blood capsules

(Ok I remember one instance in WCW. I forget who was involved. I think DDP, possibly)

I think, somewhere, somebody told me that wrestling is fake.

Tajiri's kicks are loud because he wears special boots (someone actually tried to convince me of this).

The ring itself is alot smaller than it looks, a camera trick to make people beleive wrestlers are bigger than they are.

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT!

People actually testified in a court of law that wrestlers do not use steroids and Vince would never lie to God. So that is obviously a fact.

The Renegade is also the Ultimate Warrior.

Every single promo and interview is meticulously scripted and followed to the letter. Improvization does not exist.

lol, I hear nonwrestling fans say this shit all the time

Triple H is Vince's son in law...but everyone really knew that, right?

Trish Stratus has real boobs.

Stacy Keibler has fake ones.

Chyna is really a woman.

Vince is NOT on steroids. :shifty:

The You Can't See Me album was recorded all in one take, plus it was freestyled.

Christian was not allowed a surname in the WWE because the writers were afraid that he would be confused with a steel cage.

Shawn Michaels refused to work a program with the CLB, citing that he would never hit a Christian.

WWE held Kurt Angle down

There are no real injuries in wrestling, it's just preplanned time off for the wrestlers.

Lita does not botch.

Tazz was a superstar.

Kevin Nash was the most watched champion of all time

Muhammad Hassan was supposed to be one of the original kamikaze pilots in the September eleventh tragedy in 2001, but he overslept that day and somebody else took his place.

He was also really Arab.

RVD doesn't smoke pot, it's all a gimmick

He's also an excellent driver.

Paul Wight is Andre's son

Goldberg's kick to Bret Hart's head wasn't really that bad.

Seriously, did brutus the barber actually have plates in his face?

Yeah man.

Eddie Guerrero's death was all a work and he will be back.

The screwjob was a work.

The steel cage is 20 feet high, Hell in a Cell is really 30 feet high, and the giant ladders are 50 feet high.

Every episode of monday nitro was the greatest night in the history of wrestling or any televised or non televised event

Source: tony shivante(sp)

Kurt Angle can kick your ass with his fists.

Oh shit, wrong topic--

Dominik is actually older than Rey Mysterio.

Warrior died.