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Being deathly afraid of spiders, Benoit forced MVP to kill one for him. |
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Kendricks wrestling lessons from Lita helped him pull off a perfect dropkick |
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Unfortunately, their imitations of Alex Wright, The Disco Inferno, and "Ravishing" Rick Rude didn't get over with the fans. |
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The only thing creative had left for Benoit was for him to be MVP's soccer ball http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/11.jpg Cole: oh my god!, BRITNEY SPEARS is entering the cruiserweight open! |
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Lex Luger looks different... Did he get a new hair cut? |
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Benoit: Matt, is that a video of you and Amy having sex on the big screen over there??? Matt: OH SHIT. Jeff: I'm not looking... |
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Mr Kennedy gets to do what every WWE fan wants to do right now, twat Lashley with a metal object |
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Being allergic to Booker's boot made it impossible for Kane to be hit with the Axe kick. |
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Lashley: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! There's a tiny bug on my back! Somebody get it off! *whimpers* Kennedy: Damnit Bobby! Hold still... |
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Little did Taker know that Cena had a fetish for having his chest rubbed. |
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Team SmackDown! was pathetic, considering only one member showed up. The other two couldn't make it. |
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God was beyond pissed at the DQ ending. |
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Even Kelly's Expose was bored with Brooke Hogan's performance. |
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London: DID SOMEONE LOSE THEIR KID!? THERE IS A LOST KID ON THE STAGE, PLEASE CLAIM HIM! Rey: That's my brother! |
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Batista: Taker look, I had them make me a chocolate belt wrapped in gold foil. Taker: Does that cloud look like a bunny to you? |
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Batista: Fine, you're not my friend anymore. Screw you, I'm going home. Taker: Bunny... |
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Batista: Taker was right. It does look like a bunny. Cena: Does 2+2=5? Help meeeee!! |
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Referee: You guys may have big muscles but I know kung-fu. wahhh |
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Kennedy: RHYNOOOOOOO! |
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Ashley: Who wants to see me topless? http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/32.jpg Jillian: Girl please. No one wants to see that. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/23.jpg We do!!! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/20.jpg So do we!! We even drove through the entire arena! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/03.jpg MVP: Don't forget me!! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/05.jpg Matt: Yeahhh!! Scissors beats rock!! Jeff: Huh? Sure, whatever...pink taco what? Ok I'll have some. Benoit: Tig ol' bitties... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/34.jpg Ashley: Weee!! How do you like them apples? http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/09.jpg Jimmy: Yayy titties!!! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/08.jpg Jimmy: Woooo hoooooo!!! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/07.jpg Scotty: OMGZZZ!!! Daivari: Bunny... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/43.jpg Cena: Taker lift me up so I can see better!! Woah they're huge!!! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/18.jpg Kane: Hahhahah...her nipples are shaped like bunny heads. |
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FourFifty: See! I told you The Miz is really Jesus! HOORAH!!!!! |
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Shawn Michaels reels as Dancin' Dave lets one rip! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/34.jpg Left bunny: Do my ears look big in this? Right Bunny: No, but you look like a tit! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/29.jpg Miz failed to consult Talent Relations when he got his new catchphrase printed on a T-shirt. "Hitebo!" |
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UNDERTAKER JUST NIPPLESLAMMED CENA TO HELL!! BAHGAWD!! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/25.jpg Blax Luger? http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/21.jpg London had been playing too much Mario before the match. |
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Try as he might, Finlay couldn't take advantage and smash Boogieman out of the arena after he was hit with the shrinking star. |
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Wayne Brady was not pleased after Kennedy messed up the next line in the Irish Drinking song. |
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Kane was happy he had saved 15% on his car insurance by switching to Geico. |
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Dave really needs to watch his Muta tapes again. Worst. Shining Wizard. Ever. |
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Batista: Hey, follow my signal! I found him! I think he's still alive! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/44.jpg Batista: Did I just hear you say something about my momma? http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/43.jpg Cena: They didn't see Batista's signal. Quick, give me a boost. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/42.jpg Cena: Damn these cell phones keep getting tinier. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/38.jpg Although a highly unorthodox method for removing items lodged in the throat, the Batista Manuever was still no less effective. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/39.jpg Charles Robinson: Cindy Crawford, Jamie King, Claudia Schiffer.... Undertaker: Supermodels Charles Robinson: Correct....uh, a rail, a wall, someone's shoulder, a cane... Undertaker: Things you lean on Charles Robinson: Correct! Damn you're good. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/40.jpg Batista was hella determined to get his new life-saving maneuver over with the medical community. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/41.jpg Not to be outdone by his rival, the Undertaker began the process for developing his own life-saving technique. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/37.jpg Charles Robinson: Alright, STOP......Collaborate and listen, Ice is back with my brand new invention... Cena: Yo, that's my schtick. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/35.jpg Everything looks more expensive with Steven Speilberg. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/34.jpg Why, no, they're not real! Neither are the bunnies. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/33.jpg Ashley: Pfft, and they all claimed I'd just be a whore one day. I sure showed them. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/32.jpg Jillian: OK, we asked you to name a giant waste of time. You said "SmackDown!". And odd choice, an odd choice indeed but somewhat understandable. Let's go to the survey. Survey says....*DING* The number one answer!!! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/30.jpg The Night-Ho Girls http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/31.jpg Vince McMahon's expansion into films led to this concoction for a spin-off erotic version of Charlie's Angels http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/29.jpg Foreign audiences were easily able to identify Miz's gimmick by correctly translating "Hitebo" as "annoying waste of space". http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/28.jpg Charles Robinson: Uh, a carpet? Lashley: A doormat? Charles Robinson: That's cheating. Lashley: No it's not! Road Agent: Now, now, do we have to call off this game? http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/27.jpg Lashley: Dammit, he's gonna tell me what he's supposed to be if I have to beat it out of him. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/26.jpg Yet another take on the Heimlich Manuever, the Kennedy Method........Method. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/24.jpg Lashley was not the most qualified individual to remove a pencil stuck in someone's ear. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/25.jpg The referee was aghast. Sure he's seen countless individuals doing whatever it took to win a match but live human sacrifice? http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/23.jpg Kendrick: Psst, hey, how long before they notice that we've been champions this long? London: Shhh....just smile and wave.... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/21.jpg London's superhuman balance would make anyone jealous. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/22.jpg Kendrick: GIMME YOUR MONEY!!! GIMME YOUR MONEY!!! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/19.jpg Something funny was in the water..... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/20.jpg Damn flat tires. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/18.jpg Kane was happy, surely, but the lingering WrestleMania logo would soon swoop in to change his mood. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/15.jpg Kane: Eew, stop humping my leg. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/16.jpg Yes, it's the Kane and Booker T wall clock! The 6 time World Champion acts as the clock's hour hand while the Big Red Machine will keep things ticking as the minute hand. Own this piece of wrestling memorabilia NOW!!! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/17.jpg Booker: Man, get that fried freak outta here! I can be a clock all by myself. Check this flexibility. Kane: Uh, I don't think that's gonna work. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/14.jpg Finlay: Ahh, let's see, we'll reach in here and....ooh...nice......... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/13.jpg Saint Patrick's Day is never too early. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/12.jpg A great wrestler is no doubt something to call Finlay but owner of the world's most powerful lungs??? http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/10.jpg Chavo: Yes! AGAIN!!! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/09.jpg Korderas: Uh, don't look now Jimmy, but it looks like you're gonna have to job again. Jimmy: Ah, f*ck.... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/08.jpg Yang's stealth skills were second-to-none. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/11.jpg Luna Vachon obviously took a wrong turn heading to the Women's Title match. |
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When Doctors said Cena could simply pass the kidney stone, little did he realise that it wasn't a kidney stone, but a 6"10 dead man http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/40.jpg It seems Shawn forgot to stand behind the pink barrier when Batista started his go on DDR. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/27.jpg Even God couldn't stop what was coming next...the continuation of Lashley's title run. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/22.jpg Kevin Nash/Giant botch powerbomb, take two. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/18.jpg Kane: Me going to Wrestlemania 23? ROFL http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/10.jpg Chavo: Wait, I was in this match? http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/05.jpg Benoit: Is that who I think it is? Matt: Yeah, hey Jeff look, it's god! Jeff: I knew I should have hidden my stash better Benoit: Pretty colours http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/03.jpg Benoit was determind to get the playdough out of MVP |
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Mickey Jay stared in shock as Lashley literally broke Mr. Kennedy in half. |
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Deuce and Domino got massive heat when they appeared on the show commandeering Eddie Guerrero's stolen lowrider... |
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ROXANNNNNEEEEEEEEEE! You don't have to put on the RED LIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT |
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With our Powers combined, we can summon up the mic skills to cut one watchable promo. maybe. |
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this isn't a caption. But... FUCK... that is an incredibly unattractive picture. Ugh... |
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Batista was so grateful for the giant's interference that he proposed. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/44.jpg Everyone was disgusted at Batista's shocking heel turn... except for the dude in the white t-shirt. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/43.jpg CENA: COLD HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/42.jpg CENA: No! I need to finish this match! I'll-- Okay, fine. I'll give you one more hernia check, Stevie... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/38.jpg BATISTA: Um, John? CENA: Yeah, Dave. What's up? BATISTA: Uh... You know how it's cold in this arena? CENA: Yeah. BATISTA: And you know that you forgot to zip up when you came back from the bathroom? CENA: ...no. But go on. BATISTA: Well... Funny story. I'm... Well, I think I'm stuck. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/39.jpg COLE: LEGDROP ON RICHARDS! THAT HAS TO BE IT! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/40.jpg Not the most flexible wrestler on the roster, Dave Batista always needed a little... assistance with his superkicks. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/41.jpg New from WWE Films: He was a legend. Undefeated at WrestleMania. The "conscience" of WWE. And he was a legend, too. One of the most controversial characters in history. Somehow, they found love on... Brokeback Glass Ceiling http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/37.jpg ROBINSON: You're not watching! CENA: How much longer is this guy gonna pretend to be a helicopter? http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...oWayOut/35.jpg UNDERTAKER: Okay, good news and bad news. Good news is, it's not cold in here anymore... --- More to come later. If I feel like it. GodDAMN, I'm rusty. |
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