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Supreme Olajuwon 02-19-2007 09:25 PM

Cincinnati Rednecks
 
These are some of the people likely to make the Cincinnati Reds opening day roster this year. Seriously, these people are millionaires...

David Weathers
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...ll_flab120.jpg

Gary Majewski
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/ca...shot_31775.jpg

Aaron Harang
http://www.rotoworld.com/images/headshots/MLB/3475.jpg

Bronson Arroyo
http://www.masslive.com/images/weblo...eat/arroyo.jpg

Homer Bailey
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...ll_flab109.jpg

Todd Coffey
http://espn-ak.starwave.com/i/mlb/pr...65x90/7514.jpg

Ryan Freel
http://www.wcpo.com/news/2005/local/...orn/freela.jpg

Adam Dunn
http://cmsimg.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs...W=315&border=1

Chris Denorfia
http://www.minorleaguebaseball.com/i...9/Vy7WZr8u.jpg

Scott Hatteberg
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/ca...adshot_935.jpg

Paul Wilson
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...ll_flab123.jpg


no truth to the rumor that they are changing their name to the Kentucky Reds

FakeLaser 02-19-2007 09:55 PM

lol

Jesus Shuttlesworth 02-20-2007 01:39 AM

Thats baseball

Supreme Olajuwon 02-20-2007 04:13 AM

no that's NASCAR

MVP 02-20-2007 02:07 PM

Is Cincinnati the whitest team in baseball?

ct2k 02-20-2007 02:14 PM

rofl @ Bronson Arroyo's cornrows

Loose Cannon 02-21-2007 05:24 PM

lol Homer Baily

Loose Cannon 02-21-2007 05:26 PM

David "Homer" Bailey Jr. is the real McCoy. He drives a Ford F-150 diesel pickup truck, wears boots and a cowboy hat and spends his free time hunting in the woods back of his father's egg farm. "Right now it's wild boar season," he says. "I cut the tusks out and keep a collection in my room."

Supreme Olajuwon 02-21-2007 10:33 PM

Whatever as long as he lives up to the hype. And if he could win 3 or 4 Cy Youngs that'd be cool too.

Moonax 03-10-2007 12:11 PM

Is that Ryan Freel's mug shot or something?

Man they need to sign up BDC and then they'd be set.

Supreme Olajuwon 03-11-2007 03:55 AM

yeah Freel got a DUI a year or two ago

FakeLaser 03-11-2007 05:16 AM

lol, this is the most underrated thread on TPWW.

Picture of Adam Dunn is "Pretty ROFL"

Moonax 03-11-2007 09:36 AM

When I saw the Blue Jays a couple of years back they had a reliever run out to 'Maybe it's because I'm a Redneck'.

Should be the team song...

ct2k 03-11-2007 09:45 AM

John Rocker

Supreme Olajuwon 08-08-2010 05:29 PM

Updated 2010 edition:

Bronson Arroyo
http://reds.gearupforsports.com/blog...arroyolady.jpg

Homer Bailey
http://omgreds.com/wp-content/upload...mer-Bailey.jpg

Bill Bray
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/ca...shot_45609.jpg

Aaron Harang
http://www.straitpinkie.com/wp-conte.../12/harang.jpg

Mike Leake
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4046/...3bd8bc2bd7.jpg

Nick Masset
http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-...ones-beard.jpg

Jordan Smith
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images...jpg?1279066237

Russ Springer
http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/20...0499815066.jpg

Travis Wood
http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi.d...=100&mime=jpeg

Ryan Hanigan
http://static.foxsports.com/fe/image...0x170/8127.jpg

Corky Miller
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2646/...2e2c0bb1ed.jpg

Scott Rolen
http://www.enisfurley.com/eff/EnisFu...2_image003.jpg

Jay Bruce
http://images.wikia.com/openserving/..._Jay_Bruce.jpg

Jonny Gomes
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008..._gomes_400.jpg

Laynce Nix
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/player_phot...com-p.6660.gif

Skippord 08-08-2010 05:33 PM

is that Scott Rolen's wife or daughter?

Supreme Olajuwon 08-08-2010 05:36 PM

Both. Why do you think he made the list

Jeritron 08-08-2010 05:40 PM

Arroyo is the don. I'm pulling for the Reds

Supreme Olajuwon 08-08-2010 05:52 PM

http://cincyfan.com/image.axd?pictur...son_arroyo.jpg

Supreme Olajuwon 08-08-2010 05:53 PM

http://elantrotman.com/images/BronsonArroyo.JPG

Supreme Olajuwon 08-08-2010 05:55 PM

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Evil Vito 08-08-2010 06:09 PM

<font color=goldenrod>Really wish the Mets could have traded for Bronson Arroyo this offseason. He's having a decent year that would probably be even better at Citi Field, he always seems to kill the Mets, and he just seems like a hella fun guy to have around.</font>

Nervous Ferret 08-10-2010 10:06 PM

lol I love this thread. I used to think about it every once in awhile even before you bumped it. The Adam Dunn pic was great.

Remember that time The Miz shat all over Scott Hatteberg?
EDIT: Here is the post

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Miz
I can't think of a player less valuable than Scott Hatteberg. He has the lowest OPS of any 1B/DH with 200+ PA's. 1B/DH is your power position, Hatte supplied a big 7 homers this year. He is #4 in GIDP in the AL, the 3 ahead of him having many more plate appearances. He doesn't hit for power or average, he doesn't even hit sac flies. But if you need a double play he's your guy. Defensively he's as bad as 1B's come, he's now at the point where he's too shitty to play 1B every day at the MLB level so if a DH with a .675 OPS is what you're looking for then you've hit the jackpot.

The only positive thing I can think to say about this guy is he makes the pitcher throw alot of pitches and he doesn't K much. So if you need a guy to come off the bench and draw a walk late in a game he might be okay. But he's completely useless as an everyday player.

A tribute to Ken Macha's great lineups is that this guy hit 4th 5th or 6th consistently.


Schlomey 08-11-2010 02:19 PM

Did Bronson Arroyo say SHIT in that commercial!? haha

Jeritron 08-11-2010 02:21 PM

lol at the Scott Rolen picture

CSL 08-11-2010 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supreme Olajuwon (Post 3190717)

Oh shit, it's DC Tosh Lines from The Bill

http://thebillbios.co.uk/lines4.jpg

McLegend 08-11-2010 03:09 PM

His now wife, but girlfriend at the time was like a counsler at a Summer school that I went to. It was a month long school which was suppose to get your ready for high school. Summer before 8th grade which would have been 1999.

Everyone said she was Scott Rolen's girlfriend, but I didn't believe it until I saw her getting interviewed as Rolen's wife years later on local TV.

I don't know her age, but I don't think shes that much younger then Scott Rolen.

Aguakate 08-19-2010 06:25 AM

Hahahaha, Bronson Arroyo: "...shit".

Moonax 08-21-2010 04:31 PM

Aaron Harang looks like he was an extra from deliverance. I bet his family tree doesn't have very many branches.


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