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Jeritron 02-21-2007 12:40 AM

Comedy
 
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/signs/


This is goddamn pathetic. Take the time to look through these "signs of the week". They're genius...

NeanderCarl 02-21-2007 01:02 AM

Remember the Attitude era when even the signs were edgy?

Jeritron 02-21-2007 01:03 AM

Rember the attitude era when....

NeanderCarl 02-21-2007 01:05 AM

http://www.wrestleview.com/info/funnysigns.shtml

Jeritron 02-21-2007 01:05 AM

the signs were funny
everyone brought signs
the arena was full
the crowd popped
the signs slandered the compettition, instead of promoted it
the show was amazing
the storylines were captivating
the midcard was stacked
the main event was glorious
everything was fine and dandy

sorry to preach to the choir, but I had to say it.

NeanderCarl 02-21-2007 01:08 AM

"Get The Steph Out" :lol:

Jeritron 02-21-2007 01:09 AM

I once brought signs, and they said

"I'm holding this so the roody poo behind me can't see"

"Viscera, we got two words for ya, Jenny Craig"

"Move 1004: Armbar"

none of them got on tv. This was in late 99. Every other time I haven't bothered.

NeanderCarl 02-21-2007 01:10 AM

It's a good job I'm patient... the next generation of the WWE craze is just around the corner... I can feel it... the next Attitude... I'm the biggest TNA supporter even though I rarely watch it, because as soon as TNA gives WWE some REAL competition (hopefully even kicks their ass for a little while), then we will see the next boom, and the next Attitude era, and that can only be a good thing. Bring it on.

Fignuts 02-21-2007 01:11 AM

lol at Finlays next little bastard though

Jeritron 02-21-2007 01:15 AM

someone who's going to Wrestlemania 23
bring a sign that says...

Besides Money in the Bank this is Money in the Tank

see if it gets confescated.

NeanderCarl 02-21-2007 01:20 AM

take a sign that says

WWF > WWE.

NeanderCarl 02-21-2007 01:21 AM

If they are confiscating signs, why not just take a generic sign like "Lashley is the Real Deal" which got named sign of the week about three times in the above WWE.com article... also take a marker pen to the show with you, go to the bathroom and draw your REAL sign on the back.

Jeritron 02-21-2007 01:22 AM

its true

but I really wish my idea would get on tv

Jeritron 02-21-2007 01:23 AM

I don't know whats dropped more. The sign per fan ratio, or the fan per seat ratio. or both.

NeanderCarl 02-21-2007 01:29 AM

I think that the average intelligence of wrestling fans has decreased since Attitude dropped off, and with it the creativity. A lot of fans you see in the arenas now aren't the college kids and late-teens/early-20s peeps you would get back then, they're mostly trailer park trash and bumpkins. They probably can't write, let alone come up with a clever slogan for a sign. The more intelligent casuals riding the wave of the craze disappeared, leaving the traditional scummy diehards. (Not all diehards, but a lot.)

Less fans + less intelligence = less signs.

Jeritron 02-21-2007 01:31 AM

I see more blumpkins in the crowd than bumpkins these days

El Fangel 02-21-2007 01:52 AM

I think the WWE can be likened to sex

80's Foreplay, fun, and made the next step so much more exciting
90's Getting it on, Its fun as hell, and you never want it to stop
00's Premature Ejaculation, it sucks, you wish it never happened and you want is fixed before the 90's never happen again.

Blitz 02-21-2007 01:56 AM

Signs are retarded.

Corkscrewed 02-21-2007 05:04 AM

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s...ofweek1222.jpg

Best.

Sign.

EVER.

Stickman 02-21-2007 02:07 PM

It's simple, write a generic sign that they won't confiscate, bring in a marker, and write a good sign inside the building on the other side.

Jeritron 02-21-2007 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl
If they are confiscating signs, why not just take a generic sign like "Lashley is the Real Deal" which got named sign of the week about three times in the above WWE.com article... also take a marker pen to the show with you, go to the bathroom and draw your REAL sign on the back.


M-A-G 02-21-2007 04:42 PM

"The Game Is Rigged"

HHH was none too happy with me.....

Blitz 02-21-2007 04:48 PM

Yeah I'm sure he was probably sobbing in the locker room, MAG.

M-A-G 02-21-2007 04:52 PM

Damn straight. :y:

Xero 02-21-2007 04:53 PM

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/signs/sign051906.jpg
Holy fuck, I didn't know Phanto was a WWE fan!

M-A-G 02-21-2007 04:56 PM

"I DARE you to confiscate this sign"

Rep for anyone who brings that to the next show they go to.

TerranRich 02-21-2007 04:56 PM

You guys are all wrong. Bring your real sign, with a generic sign taped over it, so the guards only see the generic sign and think "OK AVERAGE WWE FAN" But they're WRONG, as you enter the arena, nibble at the scotch tape, and hold up the sign that says "WHO BOOKED THIS SHIT? SRSLY"

Xero 02-21-2007 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerranRich
You guys are all wrong. Bring your real sign, with a generic sign taped over it, so the guards only see the generic sign and think "OK AVERAGE WWE FAN" But they're WRONG, as you enter the arena, nibble at the scotch tape, and hold up the sign that says "WHO BOOKED THIS SHIT? SRSLY"

That's what I was thinking was the best for pre-made signs.

LOL, I remember a few months (maybe a year or two) ago when someone held up a "FUCK THE FCC" sign, front row on-camera. Security obviously took it away, but it was pretty LOL...

M-A-G 02-21-2007 05:04 PM

I wonder what they'd think if people had signs supporting things like Katie Vick, Mae Young's hand, Dominick "Guerrero", the fake Kane, and other assorted crappy angles. You know, things like "I like 'em dead" or "Wow, this ECW is pretty good."

Xero 02-21-2007 05:05 PM

"KANE DOES MY TEETH!"

TerranRich 02-21-2007 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
LOL, I remember a few months (maybe a year or two) ago when someone held up a "FUCK THE FCC" sign, front row on-camera.

The irony! :lol:

ChiefStubbs 02-21-2007 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl
I think that the average intelligence of wrestling fans has decreased since Attitude dropped off, and with it the creativity. A lot of fans you see in the arenas now aren't the college kids and late-teens/early-20s peeps you would get back then, they're mostly trailer park trash and bumpkins. They probably can't write, let alone come up with a clever slogan for a sign. The more intelligent casuals riding the wave of the craze disappeared, leaving the traditional scummy diehards. (Not all diehards, but a lot.)

Less fans + less intelligence = less signs.

All the fans here in Houston are Illegal Immigrants.

Disturbed316 02-21-2007 07:01 PM

http://www.tpww.net/extras/signs/raw6.jpg

Xero 02-21-2007 07:03 PM

So who was that?

El Fangel 02-21-2007 08:38 PM

I will rep whomever it was.

KingofOldSchool 02-21-2007 08:44 PM

I remember when the fat ass security guy took my TPWW.NET/CENA SUCKS sign a year and a half ago.

El Fangel 02-21-2007 08:48 PM

My uncle took a sign that said

J
B
L

and a permanent marker, and changed it to

Just a
Ball
Licker

It was taken away :lol:

addy2hotty 02-21-2007 09:36 PM

<strike>I HOPE</strike>
SPOILER:
CENA WINS

TerranRich 02-21-2007 11:06 PM

I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU! NOW STOP ACTING BLACK!!!

FourFifty 02-22-2007 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl
It's a good job I'm patient... the next generation of the WWE craze is just around the corner... I can feel it... the next Attitude...

It goes in waves, so I'm sure the next one will come in soon. I'm going to say five years at most.

Quote:

I'm the biggest TNA supporter even though I rarely watch it, because as soon as TNA gives WWE some REAL competition (hopefully even kicks their ass for a little while),
Are you high?


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