Khali's News Round-Up
 

BENOIT MAY GO RAW AND LOSE TO KHALI WHO THEN EAT HIM BENOIT CAREER OVER

ORTON IN MONEY BANK MATCH BUT MAYBE NOT AS BEING JOBBER AGAIN ON RAW SHIT IN BAGS TOO MUCH PRETTY BOY

ECW GET TAG BELTS ON ORDER BUT NOT ENOUGH GOLD TO BURN THEM POINTLESS GIVE ME TAG BELTS AS ONE MAN KHALI EAT ALL CHALLENGES

BURN? KANE IN NOTHING MATCH AT MANIA MAY RETIRE BUT KHALI EAT HIM FIRST

ASHLEY BEST WOMANS CHAMP EVER KHALI EAT HER NOW NOT ENOUGH MEAT

ANOTHER RAPPER AT MANIA CALLED TIMBERMAN KHALI EAT HIM TOO AND ALL HIS SONGS HE WORSE THAN CENA

SPOILER FOR RAW CENA WINS KHALI EAT CENA BECOME CHAMP

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHGGGHH

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LMFAO. I love this guy!

(SEE POST #8!)

lmfao. I was hoping Flair would fly into his mouth as well.

LOL, Flair jumping in after Taker, realizing that even he cannot withstand the power of the Great Khali. URHURGUHRUGHURGHURGURGHURGHR FLAIR FOOD GHRUHGURHGRURHRGURGHURG...

^^ I need to spread more rep around, Xero. :rofl:

The NEW and IMPORVED Khal-ality! (former one removed due to size, don't need 2mbs of Gifs in here):

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...khalality2.gif

(Just noticed the spelling error, will fix it later.)

Wow, hilarity.

LOL. Where the fuck did X-Pac come from?

YES!

X-PAC SUCKING MACHINE!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

So THAT'S where the XSM went!

LOL @ picture

So the real question is, who's the better bandwagon?

Kahli or Hassan?

Both have a special place in my heart

Hassan was a one trick pony. You can do so much with Khali. ME GO WITH KHALI!!!! RAAAWWWRR!!!

Yeah, but can you Khali threads? I don't think so.

As a matter of fact, I&mdash;

















ALALALELELEEYYAYAYAYLYEAYEYEYA
YAYAALLELELEYYAYALEELEYLAYLEAY
YEEYYAAYAAAAA....


http://i15.tinypic.com/2lm1md2.jpg

DAMN YOU, HASSAN! HASSAN EAT KHALI AND SQUISH LIKE TINY GRAPE HEAD!!! RARARHAAHAHEHHEGRHGRRHR!!!

That's right. Khali has just been...Hassaaaaaannnnnnnn'd!

KHALI EAT HASSAN EASY MAKE HIM SMALL SNACK BEFORE BEDTIME

RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!

Hassan was actually good.

So when C-Feddingis back is Addy going to be Kahli?

Hassan could have been great. He was pretty 'meh' in the ring but I would have loved to see him as a face.