Times you've wanted to kick the shit out of other fans...
 

Just thought of this topic after getting into a strange discussion with some guy over Cena. I went on a huge rant about how terrible Cena was in the ring and his retort was...

'Oh yeah, well if he's so bad then WHY DOES HE WIN ALL THE TIME? Huh?!'

Indeed, sir. Indeed.

AHHHHHHHHHH! I want to kick the shit out of him to! I hate people.

My response would be: Because they're BOOKING him that way you fucking mark.

Followed by a swift kick to the temple.

Any time someone talks to me about Hogan were the words "should drop dead" don't fallow tends to make me want to get violent.

...when this 6'9" 450 pound gargantuan fuck in front of me stood up the ENTIRE SHOW at Vengeance this past year.

If I wasn't 5'8" and 145 pounds I woulda beat the hell out of him...

:shifty:

Sid haters. :mad:

I hate it when people say crap like that...

At Wrestlemania 17 there was these two fat girls that were Hardy Boys fans the whole time yelling at me telling me that Edge and Christian didnt have a chance. (I was pulling for E & C obviously) So of course when Edge and Christian walked out with the titles I couldnt help but shove that little fact in their face for the rest of the show.

Green lantern fan

In high school there used to this husky lesbian black girl who was a Hardyz mark. She would wear the spandex arm sleeves and whatnot, complete with baggy black pants and a Hardyz t-shirt.

Kinda ridiculous.

The fans at last year's Rumble. I was there and they all pissed me off.

THE night on raw when angle and cena had that match were the fans FINALLY let vince know how much they disapprove of cena...i wss there...and wanted to kill every cena fan in the house...even the 5 year old next to me was in my line of kill lol.

probably when theres something like a moment of silence and you hear someone screaming in the crowd

Why do black women have to be doing that kind of shit? *shudders*

Years ago at a house show I had my Canadain flag (the farthest north I've ever been has been SanFran in all honesty). It was Jericho vs Edge, and the people behind me were screaming "KILL THE CANADAIN! KILL THE CANADAIN!!!" I couldn't figure out if they were talking about Edge, Jericho, or me.

He almost makes me hate Dragon, with his overkill of chanting




...almost

Anybody who brings a sign to a show.

Mike at WrestleMania X-Seven ranks fairly high on my list. He brought his dumb ass "Mike" with the arrow pointing down sign to the 13th row. Tovo being in the 14th row REALLY didn't care too much for Mike.

My bad there Tovo

Wait...no fucking way...that was you?!?!

Nope

Get off that Nyquil, I heard that shit fucks you up

Nyquil is the best to way to get fucked up.

I want to bomb TNA fans all the time.

Oh, and when I saw this one sign: "RVD AND SABU ARE INNOCENT". It's one thing to support someone but don't be f*cking stupid.

Fuck it's not even like THEY were claiming innocence.

Last night I watched 'The Backyard', an american documentary about backyard wrestling. (Which paled in comparison to the Channel 4 produced documentary covering the 'sport' in the UK)

Everytime one of the ass backwards red necks starting talking about how they "were gonna make it in the WWE some day" and that "all the best wrestlers started in the backyard" I wanted to throttle myself for allowing the possibility that people could associate me with these retards.

Even worse were the parents of these kids that actively encourage it.

:rofl:

Everytime I watch Raw and Cena doesn't get booed. It was great when he was getting booed, where'd all the haters go?

About three years back at a house when some little kid insisted on standing on the seat and yelling "i am siamese if you please" at all the asian wrestlers.

Kenzo Suzuki was the most frequent recipient as I recall.

LOL, wow...

Everytime I see TNA. Those Orlando fans are the worst thing to happen to wrestling.

A few years back, I was at a Smackdown show. I was mindnig my own business and was in with a good group of fans. A few sections over, some kid was calling out every move in the book. I swear, me and the rest of my section were ready to beat the shit out of him.

Just shut up and enjoy the show.

1. At a 2001 Smackdown taping, this 12 year old fat girl who was sitting next to me was cheering for Chyna at every turn.

*Jericho and Angle are wrestling*

Fat girl: CHHHHYYYNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*Undertaker and Stone Cold interacting*

Fat girl: CHHHHHYYYNNNNAAAAAAAAAA!

I swear I want to buy her unlimited hot dogs so she would shut up.

2. At the Supershow I went to in Novemeber. I sat next to this father and son who were asking me who everyone was.

*Matt Hardy comes out*

Who's that?

*Edge comes out*

Who's that?

*Rated RKO and D-X are fighting*

Why do they hate each other?

:|

So wait, neither one knew anyone? WTF were they doing there!? :wtf:

The kid knew who John Cena and DX were. :-\ :| :roll:

I am honestly not surprised.