What are WWE Creative for? and other ramblings?
 

How many times have you seen the observer or pwinsider say that person x is being moved to another brand because creative can't think of anything for him? Surely the job of the creative team is to think of something for him. If those writers walked into a job on lost (for sake of arguement) and suddenly decided they couldnt think of ideas and could they add in 7 new characters that fitted the jokes they know they'd be out on their arses.

Also I think I pinpointed why I can't get behind WWE any more. There's no swearing. I've seen a million fights and arguements in real life and on tv and they've always involved swearing. In wwe you have people who are supposed to HATE each other so much it hurts and then they never swear. If ECW has to be a WWE show why couldn't they make it an 18 certificate or somethng not recommended for kids and let the tough guys look tough, swear and act a bit more grown up. something to relate to.

Probably all been said before...your thoughts?

Okay, the first thing you said a million people have said before.

The second thing makes you sound like a 10 year old that giggles every time you hear the word "bitch".

Creative are actually a pack of retarded gibbering monkeys who apparently get paid for doing next to fuck all and rehashing old gimmicks.

It would take me about 2 seconds to be more creative than their whole team, example:


http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/14/frogy.jpg


Now thats creative, :yes:

When I picture a creative meeting, I picture an empty room.

FOr the sake of the arguement, I wouldn't mention "Lost" as a show with good writing to compare against...

Do they still have Hollywood writers on the staff? If so, that explains WWE and most of what's coming out of Hollywood for that matter.

OK bad example but if you were writers and walked onto any tv show and decided to change the charcters rather than write for the existing ones you'd be fired.

WWE should hire me. You just need to read some of the C-Fed gimmicks I've come up with to realise this.

That being said, I'm not sure if WWE would ever agree to gay date rape angles and dead raven dildo molestation.

Then again...