BREAKING NEWS: Great Khali Is Comprehensible!!! (Also to star in new film)
 

Khali ready to make giant mark on Hollywood

Written: March 16, 2007



The Great Khali is set to make a giant impact on Hollywood.
Later this month, the 7-foot -3 inch, 420-pound behemoth from India is set to begin shooting the new Get Smart movie based on the 1960s classic TV show. Khali is no stranger to Hollywood as he starred in 2005’s The Longest Yard alongside Adam Sandler, Chris Rock and Burt Reynolds.


In an interview with WWE.com, the Raw giant said he would treat the competition in Hollywood just like he does his opponents in WWE.
“I will crush them,” Khali said. “I will abuse them just like I will abuse Kane at WrestleMania.”


The Great Khali will star alongside The Rock, Anne Hathaway, Terence Stamp, Academy Award winning actor Alan Arkin and The Office’s Steve Carell, who will play agent Maxwell Smart. He is just the latest WWE star to invade Hollywood; WWE Champion John Cena showcased his skills in The Marine, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, stars in The Condemned, which opens April 27 and Kane starred in last year’s See No Evil.


Khali said there is no comparison between him and The Big Red Monster on the big screen.


“I am a much bigger star than Kane,” he said.


Get Smart will be released sometime in 2008.



SOURCE: http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/khaligoeshollywood

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KHALI SMASH!!!!!!! KHALI STAR!!!!

:rofl:

He will probably get punched in the face by Steve Carell, and then get the "sorry about that *insert remark here* remark" .

Khali needs to put together an entourage for WrestleMania. Daivari, Adam Sandler (apparently he's a wrestling fan, isn't he?), Rob Schneider and Steve Carell.

Khali will become a bigger star than the Rock. I HATED him at first. I love KHALI now. RAWWRR SMASH BLARRGHHHH UNDAATAAKAAAA, KHALI!

KHALI MAKE MOVIE HEEL.

KHALI NO MAKE WRESTLING HEEL.

They should have wrote it incomprehensively.

Like:

"aRRRGH B AH GARRRB," Khali said. "GFFSF BAAAJJJS GHFGDS KANE DFDFEKE WRESTLEMANIA!"

Oh....my....god.

(After being asked a question on a talk show)

KHALI HATE FAGS! KHALI HATE YOU ALL! GET OUT OF KHALI FACE!

(Next week)

KHALI REALLY SORRY. KHALI HAVE DRINKING AND ANGER PROBLEMS, GO INTO REHAB, SHAVE HEAD, RAAAHHHH!

I'd love to see Khali and Warrior promo together. Could you imagine that?

KHALI SAYS QUEERING MAKE WORLD WORK.


KHALI CHALLENGE ULTIMATE WARRIOR TO DEBATE.


KHALI WIN.

Excellent stuff, wonder what the odds will be him getting the best actor oscar at next years Academy Awards.

KHALI THANK GOD ABOVE MOST OF ALL. THEN KHALI THANK HIS WONDERFUL AGENT, DAIVARI, FOR GETTING KHALI THIS FAR! KHALI ALSO THANK CRUISERWEIGHTS WHO WERE FED TO KHALI FOR FIBER! KHALI ALSO THA-

*Music cuts him off*

KHALI WASN'T FINSISHED!!!!!!!!!!! RAAWWWWWWW!

*Khali eats the first three rows and climbs up the nearest sky scraper King Kong_style.*

:rofl: :rofl:

Oh man, this stuff is classic.

god they'll let anyone be in a movie these days

PLEASE tell me this isn't true.

Well, he does have experience. He was in The Longest Yard.

:rofl:

KHALI SMASH WOODHOLLY!

This just in: Khali will be playing "Tree Beside Phone Booth".

When asked about his role, Khali was reported to have spit and roared into the microphone, then he ate the reporter. Be sure not to miss---ow, what are you doing? THAT'S MY ARM!

KHALI NOT PICKY IN TYPE OF PERSON HE EAT!!! RAAAAAAHHH!!!

I bet he actually has a perfect british accent