STATEMENT: Akon is the sphincter of music.
 

Agree or Disagree?

Agree.

I took a huge dump earlier, and turned around to look and see what I had done. Lo and behold, there was a big pile of Akon staring back at me. So not only is he the sphincter of music, he is also the shit of music.

I thought he was a ring tone

yeh

I dont understand what people like about the dude so much, when you hear him sing you think "hey, hes not so bad" but then you hear him talk in an interview and your like "son of a bitch, hes not even singing, thats just how he sounds"

He should be relegated to being a back up singer because his own songs are extremely annoying, with his insistence on using those sped up samples with chipmunk vocals.

Smack that, OH OH OH OH OH

Dunno I've heard much worse

NAH, Akon is the man, BLING BLING

I fucking hate AKON. WTF is up with him, I mean, hesings like a choir boy, how can that be appealing.
His "music" is disgraceful.

I typed in Akon sucks on google and got a few websites slamming him, then found one where people liked him. Whats with the whole way that people type on these websites:

"Akon is da bes, so talented, he rulzzzz" so, not only does akon annoy me, but his fans do too

You seriously don't know what sphincter means?...

And to be on topic, I think Akon is actually one of the better R&B type singers to come in awhile.

You seriously think that Akon is good?...

You're seriously on my cock?

No. I could care less if you like shitty music.

K then stfu. =)

The royal penis is clean, your highness.

I like his songs or atleast the ones he's done with other people.

His song Ghetto was good too.

His songs are good to get up on a girl in a club.

Listening while driving to work, or relaxing at home, or trying to read? Not so much.

He is a hell of an R&B hook artist. Don't Matter is cool too. Pretty straight with me.

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO, YAYYYYHOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah. 3 Minutes of that. REALLY?! C'MON.