TNA interested in a Guerrero
 

source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter

TNA is interesting in signing Chavo Guerrero, whose WWE contract will be expiring this summer. WWE gave Chavo the Cruiserweight title to convince him into staying. However, he doesn't really care about the belt all that much.

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Is this legit, or just a knock?

If it's legit, I only have to ask one thing to TNA...they don't have enough time to fit all the talent they already have, how is adding Chavo going to make that easier?

TNA has their own Eddie-legacy-shitting angles to work on.

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Weren't they interested in another Guerrero recently? Like a cousin or something?

I don't remember who it was but I think it was Eddie and Chavo Srs brother. I think they signed him but in a non-wrestling role.

TNA is interested in every WWE superstar.

Fill the stands.

Yeah, with their own roster.

Hector Guerrero who looks and sounds a lot like Eddie is the new Spanish announcer for TNA.

Which one? :shifty:

What, you actually thought I meant that Chavo was a draw? :rofl:

Does TNA's mesa de la comentario Espana suffer the same indignities as WWE's?

No, I thought that you thought that TNA thought that he was a draw.

Their announce table is not a magnet for ridiculous spots, no.

But I didn't think that TNA thought that Chavo thinks that he's a draw for thoughtful fans.

No, TNA needs Chavo to sit in the audience and help fill the stands.

Afterall TNA needs all of the fans they can get.

From Wrestling Obstructor Newsletter:

A tuckload of illegal immigrants was discovered entering Florida early this morning. Upon further inspection, the immigrants were found to be en route to the TNA Impact! Arena, where they were urgently needed to make the crowd look even remotely full. The man at the wheel, a Mr. Cage, was overheard to say "This still beats jobbing to John Cena." A morbidly muscular individual who identifed himself as a "Big Bad Booty Daddy" was questioned but quickly went on a rampage and critically wounded three INS agents. When informed that the immigrants were intended to recieve free tickets to several Impact! tapings, a certain Mr Kip James complained "I had to pay for my ticket, the bastards." Upon further inspection, only one of the several hundred passengers in the car, a Mr X. Pac, turned out to be a valid US citizen, and claimed that he was "hiding from China." Ties between this man and the communist Asian nation have not been confirmed, but his head has been declared the source of enough oil to make the USA independent of Middle-Eastern oil within the next five years. A Mr. Khali found at the site proceeded to chop five reporters before running away without explaining his presence in this nonsense article.

Somehow, I'm not buying this story, particularly the "omg wwe gave him dat tital 2 convins him 2 sta".