You know what'd make a great gimmick?
 

Comine Perry Saturn's "You're Welcome" gimmick with Eugene's gimmick. Ralph Wiggum, eat your heart out.

"I made Cena in my pants!"

Have Eugene be sent to the hospital after an "injury" or something, and have him take a wrong turn and wind up in the psychiatric ward, where Perry Saturn just happens to be, with Moppy.

You know, I was thinking before about how Ralph is similar to Kane.

I must stop thinking about things like this.

Kane comes to the ring in his old outfit, but with the legs on his arms and sleeves on his legs.

"I DRESS MYSELF!!!"

*PYRO*

"This is hornswaggle, he tells me to burn things"