The "Say It Now" thread.
 

Like the "If You Said It Back Then" thread, but predict things that no one would believe will happen. I'm sure this will include some comedy.

- Kurt Angle will become a top UFC star.

- John Cena will be fired from WWE and join TNA after publicly embarrassing the WWE.

- Abyss will be considered one of the best big men ever in the WWE.

- Terry Funk will retire for good.

- Val Venis will get a monster push and be the feud which defines John Cena's entire career.

- The Great Khali will be World Heavyweight or WWE Champion.

- ECW will become the dominant brand in WWE and will be what pushes them into the next boom period.

- The Sandman will have a technical classic with Chris Benoit.

- CM Punk will become one of the most successful WWE champions of all time... In a Ninja gimmick.

- Bret Hart will work an angle at a WrestleMania, where he declares that it was "all a work".

Continue.

TNA will go head to head with WWE on monday nights and beat them in ratings.

Internet fans will grow to enjoy everything the WWE does.

Vince McMahon will appear on Impact.

Eugene will be taken seriously.

The IC Title will be defended at Wrestlemania.

WWE will proceed to book the greatest tag division the industry has ever seen.

People believe The Undertaker will retire

Khali will be the heavyweight champion.

Bret hart will put shawn michaels in a sharpshooter at a survivor series

Vince will buy TNA

Kurt Angle will be WWE champion again

John Cena will become a midcarder

WWE will turn things around and the internet will collectively kiss vince's ass

Orton will become the top main event face in late 2007/2008 feuding with the top main event heel, John Cena.

Chris Jericho returns to WWE, only to be jobbed out to everyone

Goldberg signs with TNA and does nothing but yell in the ring during his matches and grab people by the throat.

Fans turn on Cena, similar to The Rock, and he becomes the top heel in the company, and the internet kisses his ass

You see, it's supposed to be things we wouldn't believe. (The third one's on the border.)

CM Punk will attack The Undertaker during the main event at WrestleMania, costing him the championship and his streak. The following feud puts CM Punk on the map as one of the top 3 heels in the company.

In 2010, Chris Benoit will celebrate winning his 30th US Title.

WWE will not make references to WrestleMania 30 being "XXX Rated".

The Boogeyman moves over to Raw teams with Scotty 2 Hotty to form the new To Cool, they go on an impressive win streak, win the tag belts and break Demolition's record for longest title reign.

Lashley will beat Umaga at Mania and thus Vinny will have to head his head shaved. He will claim it was all an April Fool's joke before Austin stuns him and shaves his head.

No so much an outragious one but I didn't knoiw where else to make that prediction.

You know, that probably is the angle they'll do.

ECW will be great again.

RVD will be ECW champ again.

Kane Knight will debut, be pushed to the moon for sleeping with Linda McMahon, and break Undertaker's streak, only to reveal live on Raw the next night that wrestling is fake.

Khali will do a shooting star press

Alex Shelly will one day be WWE champion

Brock Lesnar will debut in TNA, and the ratings will spike for 2 weeks before going back to the way they were.

Benoit will be bald

Hogan will go over Cena

Nash will be one of the industry's best color commentators ever

Samoa Joe will be a pushed to the moon in WWE

Kanyon will get a sex change operation

Undertaker won't retire for at least 20 more years

One of the Heart Throbs will be a mid card champion

Hassan will return to WWE

Hornswaggle will win the US title

Hogan will put over a cruiserweight.

Vince will stop booking himself in main event feuds.

Benoit and Jericho will face each other for the World title.

Benoit or Jericho ever being World Champ again.

The WWE writing staff will get their shit together soon.

Oh and brock lesnar will start his own online colum praising internet fans and aplogizing for bashing them in the first place.

This one is not so tough to believe, unfortunately.