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NoJabbaNoBogRoll 04-01-2007 12:34 AM

Backlund Suffers Heart Attack - Dies En Route To Hospital
 
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It has been reported that wrestling legend Bob Backlund was found barely conscious in his hotel room last night, and was later pronounced dead in the ambulance on his way to hospital.

It is believed that Mr. Backlund had been in the company of local hooker Katherine Nash at the time of the heart attack, and she was quoted as saying 'I knew something was wrong right away. Normally he goes for a long time, but tonight he only lasted 8 seconds'.

The paramedics reportedly tried their best to revive him, but while briefly conscious Backlund ordered them not to use the on-board defibrillator if his heart should give out again. The paramedics explained that he told them that the equipment was not 'Backlund authorized' and under no circumstances should they use it to revive him.

We will bring you more on this sad story as it comes in.

Credit: Observer
RIP :(

Nervous Ferret 04-01-2007 12:37 AM

April Fools :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

The One 04-01-2007 12:37 AM

LOL.

Nervous Ferret 04-01-2007 12:37 AM

lol backlund authorized

RP 04-01-2007 12:39 AM

I literally just screamed bullshit. For a split second i forgot it was April Fools. I was about to get really upset. I love Bob Backlund.

Skippord 04-01-2007 12:41 AM

Its not April fools here yet :(

Azriel 04-01-2007 12:44 AM

Good one :lol:

The One 04-01-2007 12:53 AM

Come on, April Fools or not, it's freaking Jabba posting. After a few years of this, you'd think some of you would catch on...

Skippord 04-01-2007 01:05 AM

Thats what I said as I opened the thread

El Fangel 04-01-2007 01:09 AM

Ok, You kind of had me for a sec until I read Backlund approved.

The One 04-01-2007 01:19 AM

You mean you bought it through the hooker talking about how long he lasted... :lol:

El Fangel 04-01-2007 01:27 AM

Sadly...Yes.

Mr. Nerfect 04-01-2007 01:47 AM

I thought it was real shit at first, then I saw Ferret's post, saw Jabba's name, and realised it was a joke. I would have figured it out at the hooker part, though. :lol:

Mr. JL 04-01-2007 02:03 AM

lol

SammyG 04-01-2007 02:21 AM

I was like OH MY FUCKIGN GOD when i saw that. Damn. So happy it's just a joke.

FourFifty 04-01-2007 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Skippord
Its not April fools here yet :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azriel
Good one :lol:

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammyG
I was like OH MY FUCKIGN GOD when i saw that. Damn. So happy it's just a joke.

What they said.

M-A-G 04-01-2007 03:26 AM

NOT COOL!!!

SammyG 04-01-2007 03:29 AM

It was a good one though, I'll admit. Let's have a good Mania tommorrow :)

Corkscrewed 04-01-2007 03:45 AM

lmao, the sad thing is that I actually fell for it because:

1. I didn't look to see who posted
2. I hadn't read the part about the hooker
3. That's how used to wrestling deaths I am.

Good shit, Jabba. :lol:

Impact! 04-01-2007 07:02 AM

Rofl, classic Jabba

Rammsteinmad 04-01-2007 07:08 AM

:lol:

If anyone else posted that everyone would be completely spazzing out at the moment.

Pepsi Man 04-01-2007 08:47 AM

I'll admit I did read the title and think about it for a second, but then I was like, "Oh, it's Jabba", but still clicked on the thread anyway, to see what was up.

Kane Knight 04-01-2007 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by The One
Come on, April Fools or not, it's freaking Jabba posting. After a few years of this, you'd think some of you would catch on...

....What are you saying?

Better Than You 04-01-2007 01:25 PM

What the fuck man. Do you think this kind of thing is funny? You peice of shit. With all the deaths in the past year you would do this why? For the sake of getting a few morbid laughs out of us? You fucking pathitic mother fucker. Get a life you peice of trash.

Kane Knight 04-01-2007 01:32 PM

Chill out. Be less sensitive.

Better Than You 04-01-2007 01:33 PM

Care less. Is that really your advice?

Kane Knight 04-01-2007 01:43 PM

Actually, my advice is less "care less," and more "be less of a spazz."

Better Than You 04-01-2007 01:45 PM

Fuck that.

Kane Knight 04-01-2007 02:01 PM

Okay, continue to be a tremendous spazz. Let Jabba get to you every time he posts shit like this. Whine and egg the people who offend you on. Be a thin skinned little pansy that people can prey upon.

No skin off my sack.

Better Than You 04-01-2007 02:08 PM

Enjoy having no compasion.

Kane Knight 04-01-2007 02:12 PM

:lol:

What a petty comment. But if you must, cling to it.

Whatever makes you feel better.

Paul Heyman 04-01-2007 02:21 PM

You had me going there!!!

Thanks to Metaled for pointing it out to me and scaring me then making me chuckle

DAMN iNATOR 04-01-2007 03:07 PM

I called B.S. as soon as I read the title of the thread, I just wanted to see what kind of "article" was "written"...but it still was pretty great obviously or a lot of you who posted wouldn't've said anything...

BigDaddyCool 04-01-2007 03:10 PM

So you mean he is still alive? I was hoping he was jobbing to Awesome in 3 second flat in heaven...

Jura 04-01-2007 04:03 PM

lol @ Katherine Nash. Is that supposed to be a female Kevin Nash Jabba?

Kane Knight 04-01-2007 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DAMN iNATOR
I called B.S. as soon as I read the title of the thread, I just wanted to see what kind of "article" was "written"...but it still was pretty great obviously or a lot of you who posted wouldn't've said anything...

I called BS the second I saw it was posted by Jabba. The title didn't have time to concern me before that. :D

I was mostly curious, myself.

thedamndest 04-02-2007 11:16 AM

GUYS IT'S APRIL SECOND NOW THE JOKE IS OVER CAN WE PLEASE CLOSE THIS OTHERWISE WE MIGHT JINX MR. BACKLUND AND HE WILL REALLY DIE!!!!!!!11ONE

Kane Knight 04-02-2007 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by thedamndest
GUYS IT'S APRIL SECOND NOW THE JOKE IS OVER CAN WE PLEASE CLOSE THIS OTHERWISE WE MIGHT JINX MR. BACKLUND AND HE WILL REALLY DIE!!!!!!!11ONE

THIS ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKER!

Tom the Bum 04-02-2007 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Better Than You
What the fuck man. Do you think this kind of thing is funny? You peice of shit. With all the deaths in the past year you would do this why? For the sake of getting a few morbid laughs out of us? You fucking pathitic mother fucker. Get a life you peice of trash.

lol chill. It's a Jabba thread, no need to take it seriously.

BigDaddyCool 04-02-2007 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom the Bum
lol chill. It's a Jabba thread, no need to take it seriously.

Who the fuck are you?


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