The debate that has been since the dawn of man
 

Who would win a 3 way match: Kevin Nash v JBL v the Great Kahli with Chuck Norris as the ref?

John Cena.

Sorry, he overcomes the odds of not being in the match and wins.

Wrong, only Hulk Hogan has that ability.

YOU'RE A BATHTURD!

*googly eyes*

Lashley squashes all in the match.

Chuck Norris...because Chuck wins any fight he's in, even if he's not competing in it.

Nobody wins this match. The first time Norris's hand slaps the mat the entire world explodes.

You're right nobody wins this match.

But not because of that...

ITS BECAUSE THEY ALL ARE GOING ONE ON ONE WITH THE UNDERTAKER!!! HOLLA HOLLA!

We are also overlooking the simple fact that if JBL, Khali, and Nash ever got into the same ring, the winner would be the fans of the world. For those who know their Greek mythology, that would be like having Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades in one match, and throwing in Chuck Norris is like having Hercules as the referee.

The match could never take place. If every action has an equal and opposite reaction, since this would be the greatest thing that could happen in our known universe, the worst thing would have to happen to counter act it, and unfortunately, that means the destruction of the entire universe.

Darth is correct. But also, Nash would win.

That isn't the way physics work.

Wouldn't the ring break?

Nash negates the laws of physics.

No, they would plan ahead and build a special ring for the impact of Kahli and JBL getting the Jackknife at the same time.

And for good measure Nash would probably give Norris a 450 splash.

NASH would probably break out the legendary 900 Degree Splash for this event.

Hey, Zeus did punk out his brother's to rule the sky, you know.

Scott Steiner should be on commentary.

Wrestlers attacking each other...

Steiner : HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH!

Wrestler gets beat on...

Steiner : OWWWWWW! OWWWWWW!

NASH would commentate. He's that damn good.

I think you missed this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve3-1zTcQOg

NASH could announce, do color, wrestle (himself) and ref all at the same time...he's just that godly. By NASH's will be done.

Yeah, but Neptune was smarter and took the sea because it is fuller than the sky. And yes, I said mother fucking Neptune, fuck the Greek, Rome bitches.

Can we just call it a JBL/Nash/Khali/Norris Unification match to create the Messiah's second coming?

Khali would eat everyone in the match and then he would be Roundhouse kicked and killed