Bad Dream Matches...
 

Basically a reverse of Dream Matches. This isn't to actually discuss "dream" matches that turned out bad, but to come up with "Bad Dream Matches".

I'll start with The Great Khali Vs Mark Henry in a one hour steel cage Iron Man Match : Special Referee Mae Young. (Winner gets her hand in marriage).

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Hogan V Big Show:shifty:

Undertaker v Sting.

I always liked the idea, but I think it wouldend up sucking ass.

Hogan vs Khali...Hogan wouldn't sell the chop of doom and anything Khali would be forced to sell would look even worse than normal.

Owen Hart vs Eddie Guerrero Casket Match

:roll:

Viscera vs A Diet

Randy Orton vs. Psycho Sid - Script on a Pole Match

undertaker vs kane #9,043.5

How to collapse a ring properly...
Super Cluster Fuck of the Past and Present Titans of Wrestling
Khali v. Big Show v. Rikishi v. Kane v. Umaga v. Lashley v. Kevin Nash v. Happy Humphrey (some old timer billed at 750lbs. some time during his career) v. Haystacks Calhoun (well over 600lbs. himself) v. Yokozuna v. André The Giant.


...And how DEFINITELY NOT to...
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It takes a while to get to it, but it's kinda worth the wait.:y:

lol Taz DID say "holy fuck" didn't he?

nah, the censor thing was way flimsy, you could obviously tell he said holy shit, just like how the crowd did very vocally at the end.

edit: actually it could've been fuck OR shit, but either way, the comment was apropos...

Great Khali vs. Giant Gonzales in an Iron Man Match.

God I forgot how good Lesnar was.

I :love: Brock

Gotta go with Khali VS Hogan. :y:

AJ Styles v Anyone.

Well thats apparently a 10 Year Iron Man Match, and currently it stands...

Viscrea: 0
Diet: 249

Viscera ate the diet.

The Great Khali vs. Kamala in a Verbal Debate.

In the very first "Flame On" Lumberfag match

Pat Patterson vs. Chris Kanyon - Special Ref: Ellen

Lumberfags: Adrian Street, Adrian Adonis, Billy, Chuck, Rico, Lodi, and Lenny

Actually I think that would be highly hilarious.

Fixed.

Vince Russo vs. Shawn Michaels - Judgment Day Match

With special guest referee: Beam of Light God

Shane O Mac VS AJ Styles, all high spots are forbidden.

Fixed

A triple threat match "Winner takes over the WWE writing"

Kane Knight vs a random smark vs Dusty Rhodes

Umaga, The Great Khali, The Big Show, Snitsky vs. Kane, Undertaker, Viscera, Boogeyman: No punches allowed.

How is that a triple threat match, Xero?

Cena V Hogan

Doug Basham vs Val Venis: Iron man match for the WWE or WHC Title.

^ I'm sure Alienoid would disagree.

That's the difference between it being a bad match, and a bad dream match.

JBL vs. The Mighty Macabee

Before you ask WHO? check out Wrestlecrap.com..

JBL vs Bill O' Reily