Lets suppose for a seconds that CM Punk is straight edge.
 

Like I said, lets suppose for a second he is straight edge like he says he is. Isn't caffiene considered a drug as it alter the way the body functions. Therefore he breaks edge every time he drinks Pepsi which he loves so much as to get a tatoo of their logo.

I'm just supposing anyhow.

Discuss.

Oh, also, lets pretent that straight edge is real to...ah who the fuck are we kinding, straight edge is about as real as pixies, global warming, and John Travolta's marriage.

Y'know, last night I dreamt that I was looking at photos, and holy shit there was a ghost in some of the pictures.

Then I woke up and was really cold coz my window was open... but it was like an eerie cold where your having trouble adjusting to the dream and reality. Y'know what I'm saying?

Anyway, to stay on topic, CM Punk will get released soon for breaking Kayfabe. Or at the least he will get a slap from Jim Cornette.

Well, not that I wanna be known for sticking up for Punk, but what if he drinks Caffeine Free?

Do they do Caffeine Free pepsi? I'm pretty sure (at least here in the UK) it's only Caffeine Free Coca Cola.

That's because you're in the UK

Theres 20 different kinds of Pepsi here in the US

Yes sir, they do. In addition to the different flavors and whatnot, there's regular, Diet, Caffeine Free, and Diet Caffeine Free.

WTF? 20 types? ... How many Americans have all their teeth?

Diet Caffeine Free? Lol.

<font color=white>Let's not forget Diet Caffeine Free Blue Mango Bananarama Zest Pepsi Cyclone Lite.</font>

Pepsi
Caffein Free Pepsi
Diet Pepsi
Diet Caffeine free Pepsi
Wild Cherry Pepsi
Pepsi One
Vanilla Pepsi
Wild Cherry Vanilla Pepsi
Pepsi Jazz
there was clear Pepsi

I know there's more

Lol that's fucked up. I drink a lot of milk. I think I'll stick with that.

CM Punk VS Kurt Angle.

Pepsi VS Milk.

:y:

We have that in England. It's called Limeade. :D

Pepsi is a sign of Straight Edge. Apparently they're "allowed" to have caffeine unless they're the really hardcore vegan-type.

Hey now, let's not call any kettles black here, my British friend.

Lol that's fucked up.

Agreed. I hate pepsi.

OH NO HE DI-INT!

I actually checked it. There's 17 kinds of Pepsi, not counting the discontinued one

List of every Pepsi ever: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Cherry_Pepsi

I have no idea why it's under Wild Cherry.

And that Christmas Pepsi is gross shit. It's like Coke, if a cat pissed in it and a 20 year old candy cane was added.

Thank you for that very important bit of information Jeritron. I was dying to know that.

I miss Crystal Clear Pepsi. :(

I remember loving that when it came out. Would always get it at Burger King.

Then again, I was like 5.

<font color=white>YOU SEE HOW SIMPLE WE MAKE THINGS?</font>

That stuff tasted like sweat off my taint.

So you're saying your country is so stupid that they need things dumbed down?

Oh, it's true.

What about Tylenol, Advil, and other kinds of over the counter drugs?

If stuff like that is based on if we are "drug-free", then none of us can ever really be considered drug free.

At the place I used to work, the store couldn't get rid of any of the blue pepsi, so they gave it all to us janitors. None of my coworkers would drink it, so I did. It was nasty.

<font color=white>Nah. I'm just saying we don't need to call a bottle of water 'Super Charger Erection Of An Whole Army Jet Rocket Fuel' to try and sell it.</font>

ewwwwwwww, you know what sweat of your taint taste like? Hmmm, but it must taste good.

Pepsi
Diet Pepsi
Caffeine Free Pepsi
Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi
Pepsi One
Wild Cherry Pepsi
Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi
Pepsi Lime
Diet Pepsi Lime (My soft drink of choice)
Pepsi Jazz Strawberry & Cream
Pepsi Jazz Black Cherry French Vanilla
Pepsi Twist (Pepsi w/ Lemon Flavor)
Diet Pepsi Twist
Pepsi Vanilla
Diet Pepsi Vanilla
Pepsi Holiday Spice (ginger & cinnamon - only for sale around Christmas)

Pepsi drinks that were tried but failed and have since been removed off the market...

Crystal Pepsi (It was clear and not brown)
Pepsi Samba (tamarind and mango)
Pepsi Blue (Berry flavored)
Pepsi Gold

Pepsi drinks that are avalible outside of America...

Pepsi Cappuccino (coffee pepsi)
Pepsi X (has more caffeiine than regular pepsi)

I feel like I'm the new Pepsi Man. :p

Also, sXe is a bunch of fucking attention hungry pussies. And CM Punk is a good wrestler otherwise.

There was an article in a recent edition of the U.S. News and World Report that said something about Coke and Pepsi will be adding the caffeine content (as in the actual amt./% D.V. [as determined by the U.S.D.A. or the F.D.A., or whomever]) in grams or whatever caffeine is/can be measured in as far as that's concerned...also, I believe Punk has taken the Pepsi challenge, only he chose Pepsi after cheating by injecting himself with large amounts of the stuff directly before testing.:shifty:

Edit: Here's an excerpt from said U.S. News and World Report article, which can be found in full at http://www.usnews.com/usnews/health/...23caffeine.htm.

You forgot Vanilla, Diet Vanilla, Diet Twist, and the Vanilla/Cherry mix

I forgot about Pepsi Blue, damn that was gross.

Punk likes Pepsi for the same reason I do, it gives you that little extra jump after a nice long heroine binge.

DAMN! I have failed. :'( But I did get the Vanilla/Cherry mix, it's a Jazz...

*sinks away to go edit it in shame...*

This thread is pretty much moot anyway.

Coke-a-Cola > All. After a Coke I don't feel the need to drink water to get the taste of sugar out of my mouth.

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He may be a good wrestler, but he isn't that good of a pro-wrestler, from what I've seen. He is a fairly bland martial art's style striker. Plus G2S = gay.