TPWW Forums

TPWW Forums (https://www.tpwwforums.com/index.php)
-   wrestling forum (https://www.tpwwforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=10)
-   -   Well it's coming... (https://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=62199)

KingofOldSchool 05-02-2007 01:51 PM

Well it's coming...
 
That's right wrestling fans, it is what you've been waiting all year for, the 4th Annual WWE Diva Search!

Okay, maybe not, but here's a posting on it from ActorsAccess.com (registration required):

We are casting the 4th annual WWE Diva Search!

The WWE Divas Brand is currently up to new and exciting things - The Divas are frequently appearing in music videos (see the new Timbaland video), TV shows (Smallville, Extreme Makeover, Home Edition, and more...), doing tributes to the troops (just went to Iraq). We are building all kinds of cutting edge, new opportunities to help build the Divas brand.

No wrestling experience or aspirations to wrestle necessary. One lucky woman will be awarded a one year WWE talent contract worth $250,000. In addition, WWE is always looking for a variety of women to fill other positions on our 3 shows, Monday Night 'Raw', Friday Night 'Smackdown' and ECW. WWE is not just looking for one girl. We're looking for several!

A WWE DIVA is a fun, fearless girl who is beautiful, physically fit, athletic, comfortable with her body, has a sparkling personality and a great presence about her. This is the 4th annual Diva Search... Past and present Divas include: Stacey Keibler, Layla El (2006 Diva Search Winner), Torrie Wilson, Christy Hemme, Candice Michelle, Trish Stratus and Ashley Massaro (currently on April 07 Playboy cover)...

Casting Directors: Kristin Prouty, Jane Livshin, Lindsay Colip
Interview Dates: Beginning week of 5/4 and ending 7/16
Shoot/Start Date: July 18, 19, 20th are finals
Pay Rate: winner takes $250,000/1 year contract
Location: Los Angeles

Yes, I noticed that they spelled Stacy Keibler's name wrong too. However, I still chuckle at the "No wrestling experience or aspirations to wrestle necessary" line myself. Guess we better enjoy the Diva matches on Raw while we can.

from pwinsider.com

Blitz 05-02-2007 01:55 PM

So they're not even bothering with pretending only one girl will be hired this year, eh.

Xero 05-02-2007 01:55 PM

God damn it.

Xero 05-02-2007 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool
A WWE DIVA is a <s>fun, fearless</s> girl who is beautiful<s>, physically fit, athletic, comfortable with her body, has a sparkling personality and a great presence about her</s> and has huge boobs.


Juan 05-02-2007 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool

No wrestling experience or aspirations to wrestle necessary.

:nono:

KingofOldSchool 05-02-2007 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HuracanRana
:nono:

Why are you surprised?

They've said the same thing the last three years.

Theo Dious 05-02-2007 02:24 PM

Quote:

A WWE DIVA is a <s>fun,</s> fearless* girl who<s> is beautiful, physically fit, athletic, comfortable with her body, has a sparkling personality and a great presence about her and </s>has <s>huge</s> boobs.
</>
</>
</>
</>
*By fearless, we mean, you have to not care if a certain third-generation golden boy takes a crap in your luggage.


Juan 05-02-2007 02:26 PM

I'm not surprised I just think it's bullshit.

KingofOldSchool 05-02-2007 02:35 PM

So when are we going to see mass firings to free up money for these bimbo's contracts?

Theo Dious 05-02-2007 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool
So when are we going to see mass firings to free up money for these bimbo's contracts?

I fully expect to see London, Kendrick, Deuce, Domino, Cryme Tyme, Cade, Murdoch, Victoria, and Val Venis to be released the week after the winner is crowned.

KingofOldSchool 05-02-2007 02:38 PM

No, they release people months before the contest actually begins.

So I'm saying later this month or next.

PepperCarrotMan 05-02-2007 02:52 PM

If they release some good wrestlers for this then all I have to say is...

I DON'T LOVE DOUBLE DOUBLE E!

Rammsteinmad 05-02-2007 03:03 PM

Holy shit!!! SWEET!!!

This is my favourite time of the year! So many new talented divas coming into the company. It's a great oppotunity for the company to bring up new talent.

:y:

jindrak 05-02-2007 04:07 PM

If it's a ECW or Smackdown exclusive, I don't mind...don't watch those shows anyways.

DAMN iNATOR 05-03-2007 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
Quote:

Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool
A WWE DIVA is a <S>fun, fearless</S> girl who is beautiful<S>, physically fit, athletic, comfortable with her body, has a sparkling personality and a great presence about her</S> and has huge boobs. Must also be willing to agree to a “one night stand” with current ECW Champion and WWE Chairman Vincent Kennedy McMahon as a mandatory condition of employment, without ever mentioning anything about it to WWE C.E.O. (and Mr. McMahon’s wife, btw), Linda McMahon. APPLY TODAY!



owenbrown 05-03-2007 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
Quote:

Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool
A WWE DIVA is a <s>fun, fearless</s> girl who is beautiful<s>, physically fit, athletic, comfortable with her body, has a sparkling personality and a great presence about her</s> and has huge Fake ass boobs.




Fixed.


KingofOldSchool 05-12-2007 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool
No, they release people months before the contest actually begins.

So I'm saying later this month or next.

Well I was kind've right, it only took them a week or so after I posted this to start the cleaning.


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:44 PM.

Powered by vBulletin®