Smackdown next week
 

So next week, the champ face Batista in a steel cage match. We've got a gbuy with a reportedly serious injury in a steel cage....

Anyone else pitcuring 'Taker trying to climb out? Or am I just too cruel?

Climbing out with a torn bicep? He'd do it

Batista wins

Can your arm even work without a biceps?

Yes, but only in one direction. ;)

I tear my bicep all the time. I tore mine this morning, and I'm here masturbating. :shifty:

Some people are expecting The Undertaker to retain, and Mr. Kennedy to then come out and cash in his MITB title shot. I hope they don't go that route. I like Kennedy, I think he's ready, but I think it is too anti-climatic to use the title shot like that.

I think Batista should go over, maybe with a souped up Batista Bomb (it would be a risk, but I can see Taker climbing up the cage in the corner, Batista running up behind him, and powerbombing him off)? Batista becomes a three-time World Heavyweight Champion, and Mark Henry then comes out and attacks The Undertaker after Batista has left.

I don't particularly like the guy, or anything, but Mark Henry was somewhat getting over as a heel before he got injured last year, and you can bet the WWE wants to put him in the same role, again. Batista vs. Henry for the World Heavyweight Championship at Judgment Day won't set the world on fire, but at least the fans will finally be all behind Batista, again.

Kennedy shouldn't win it on TV. Even if it's just Batista winning and Kennedy pulling it off of him at Armageddon, that would be better. But treating MitB like a throwaway is bad.

...But then, treating things like shit is what WWE does.

Well, despite the excuse that he's a heel (right now), and that they lie all the time, I don't think we're going to see Kennedy and his precious now-customized with that retarded Ж(the “Ken Kennedy” logo) and the ring mic sticking out of the top-center going anywhere without Kennedy until at least WM 24, seeing as how they've shown a “Mr. Kennedy’s Countdown to WrestleMania 24: ___ days and counting” screen on SmackDown! Why else would they throw that up there if he wasn't going to wait another 10½ months?:?:

Well, asking why they would do that is like asking a serial killer why they would flay their victims before posing them and taking erotic photos.

Still, the KK MitB briefcase is an indication they intend it to stay around. But remember, big angles even can get dropped. And in this case, Taker's injured, and they were banking on him being a Main Eventer. Smackdown's ME scene is kinda thin right now.

WWE rushes shit, and they get bored with anything that takes more than two weeks.

:shifty:

You should've seen Vince during Linda's pregnancies.

:shifty:

That explains the brain damage.

Vince: I'm bored with this pregnancy. LEt's abort and never talk about it again.